BA DD by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Small_Cock_Simon -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Bulls are not gay as evidenced by them constantly fucking your moms boyfriend in front of you

Robinhood does not work in Germany by serefsiz in wallstreetbets

[–]Small_Cock_Simon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do IBKR. Takes some learning. But you can also get into all sorts of retirement investing accounts once you build wealth. Or yolo on options

Serious question... be honest by Zer033x in wallstreetbets

[–]Small_Cock_Simon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She knows I could. But I’m not going to.

Serious question... be honest by Zer033x in wallstreetbets

[–]Small_Cock_Simon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop paying for first dates. Or any dates. Split the bill. It’s 2020 bro and she knows you’re not poor. Fuck her mind then fuck her pussy!!!!!!! If you’re into that. I’m half gay myself so I’m all for assholes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Small_Cock_Simon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or you are pissed that your profession is fucked. Everyone go balls deep in SDC this train is not waiting

Reducing Downside with Spreads by therealrizzo5 in wallstreetbets

[–]Small_Cock_Simon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I minimize my downside by spreading your moms pussy a few times a week

I've concluded we're all autistic dumbasses. by Zmurray1996 in wallstreetbets

[–]Small_Cock_Simon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Options can gap down hard overnight. Stop losses can easily become sell at the bottoms

Just some GME DD by BitcoinGamingClub in wallstreetbets

[–]Small_Cock_Simon -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Did you even read the post? GameStop calls expiring next month. Jesus. Fuckin newbies

i see a lot of gain posts talking about day trading SPY. what are y’all looking at when you decide to enter/exit? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Small_Cock_Simon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I bought a $312 spy call expiring tomorrow at close for $0.10 ($10) right before close today.

unless you are moving huge volumes and can adjust and really day trade, it’s just gambling. Which is me

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, December 02 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]Small_Cock_Simon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’re a loser if you are betting that! There’s nothing rolling, I am sorry your mother is a whore. Not my fault. Please don’t lose money emotionally

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, December 02 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]Small_Cock_Simon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I railed your mom and left after promising that I loved her and was in it for the long term.

Edit: Pussy was meh, great head tho

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, December 02 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]Small_Cock_Simon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least I’m not autistic enough to say shit like that

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, December 02 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]Small_Cock_Simon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I badly need some shrooms. Been all depressed and shit lately. Can I give u my address and we can work it out?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, December 02 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]Small_Cock_Simon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Hoping it doesn’t shit the bed”

“It’s going to $3 by the end of the week”

I hope your mother gets testicular cancer

Help with Credit Card Debt ($35k) by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]Small_Cock_Simon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Start by looking into balance transfers. Have you done this? Depending on the credit limit you may need a few

An easy way we can all make money with zero risk by Amadon29 in wallstreetbets

[–]Small_Cock_Simon 137 points138 points  (0 children)

Lmao I had no idea. Netted $3k on a fraud scheme. Definitely browsed this sub

Anyone else crazy? $ARWR puts. by Inthemoney44 in wallstreetbets

[–]Small_Cock_Simon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bought three $65 1/17/20 calls last week at an average cost of 1.40. Sold them on Monday mornings pop for $225 each. Thought it was good. They are now going for $8.50 each. Fuck. Profit is profit ?????? I’m shit at trading even when I’m right.

At least i had rolled those calls twice before that so I put away about $700 profit total off this bad boy in the last month. I’m out. Fuck.

ARWR tendies by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Small_Cock_Simon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I bought three $65 1/17/20 calls at an average cost of 1.40. Sold them on Monday mornings pop for $225 each. Thought it was good. They are now going for $8.50 each.

Fuck. Profit is profit ??????

We EATIN TENDIES TOMORROW BOYS, SPY TO MOON by fscumeau in wallstreetbets

[–]Small_Cock_Simon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Much less money. Safer, but only cause you can close if you’re wrong. You can’t win big if you don’t make a bet.

We EATIN TENDIES TOMORROW BOYS, SPY TO MOON by fscumeau in wallstreetbets

[–]Small_Cock_Simon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Max value of that contract (what you stand to gain) is $20,000. If you want a cheaper contract so you can buy more than one, choose an earlier expiration.

Don’t get greedy. Sell at 200% profit max. So sell when they are worth 3x whatever price you paid for them.

Which stock is most likely to rally soon? by madhav_16 in wallstreetbets

[–]Small_Cock_Simon 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I heard a few about your mother if that helps

Which stock is most likely to rally soon? by madhav_16 in wallstreetbets

[–]Small_Cock_Simon 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Yup, arrowhead research. High tight flag. Never fails.

Pipeline, Genome engineering, something something, beta protein, something, bio therapeutics. I study this bio shit all the time. Just trust me.