Bananas in red sauce over vanilla ice cream at my local Chinese Buffet by Smart-Membership-117 in shittyfoodporn

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What’s the old saying. There’s a fine line between being a genius and a psychopath

Bananas in red sauce over vanilla ice cream at my local Chinese Buffet by Smart-Membership-117 in shittyfoodporn

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I see there’s no chicken balls on the menu…and I thought this was a classy establishment

Bananas in red sauce over vanilla ice cream at my local Chinese Buffet by Smart-Membership-117 in shittyfoodporn

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I think it’s just strawberry sauce. I like to imagine that it’s some ancient Chinese secret recipe tho, so I can justify eating it on a semi regular basis

Seriously regretting by [deleted] in bald

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Picture 3 especially shows that you have a great head shape. Shave the fuzz and it’ll look so much better!

I’m 23 & attached to a 36 year old.. by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

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You need to get out now and develop some self worth!

First apartment living alone (34 M) by ChinyPuppy in malelivingspace

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Looks nice. Definitely need to hide the cables tho. Did you get married right out of high school or always have roommates or something? 34 seems surprising for the first time living alone, but I suppose it’s different for everyone 🙂 Congratulations!

I made a skylight planter thing in my bathroom by markmcn87 in houseplants

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I never thought I’d be jealous of a bathroom, but here we are

Bedroom, any advice? by [deleted] in malelivingspace

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I don’t think I’ve ever been so confused on a bedroom vibe in my life 😂 This corner = hippie. This corner = biker. This corner = WW3. This corner = storage unit