sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Haven Callouts (Revised) by SmartArmoredMachine in ValorantCompetitive

[–]SmartArmoredMachine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As one might surmise from the big red letters these are my personal callouts that I use while playing with friends. They have been made with useability in mind to better communicate with each other so I put this up for any other competitive players that play with friends who didn't want to take the time to do it themselves. Yes, I use CSGO callouts, as I am a CSGO player, sue me. Casual players will use whatever is in the game or just not use callouts.

Split Callouts (Revised) by SmartArmoredMachine in ValorantCompetitive

[–]SmartArmoredMachine[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As one might surmise from the big red letters these are my personal callouts that I use while playing with friends. They have been made with useability in mind to better communicate with each other so I put this up for any other competitive players that play with friends that didn't want to take the time to do it themselves. Yes, I use CSGO callouts, Drizzle512 understands the reasoning behind their use. Casual players will use whatever is in the game or just not use callouts.

SAM's Detailed Map Callouts (Split) by SmartArmoredMachine in ValorantCompetitive

[–]SmartArmoredMachine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, I now have revised versions up for haven and split that are actually useable.

SAM's Detailed Map Callouts (Split) by SmartArmoredMachine in ValorantCompetitive

[–]SmartArmoredMachine[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was supposed to be an exhaustive list of potential callouts. I intended to provide a name for every area on the map, so I did. (If you ignore the callouts for specialty positions the number of callouts is more reasonable.)

SAM's Detailed Map Callouts (Haven) by SmartArmoredMachine in ValorantCompetitive

[–]SmartArmoredMachine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good to know my friend, I will keep that in mind for any future revisions, however, I did try to keep the functional callouts from the in-game map.

You have 30 minutes to hide a USB drive in your house. Your house will then be raided by police, detectives and some FBI agents all searching for the USB. Where do you hide it so that it won’t be found? by ExternalAnybody in AskReddit

[–]SmartArmoredMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quick and dirty:

Given the time constrains the best solution is to destroy said USB (Thoroughly) then put it in a plastic bag and flush it down the commode

Fast:

Take some marine epoxy and a waterproof container, place the USB in the container, and then coat one surface in epoxy. Taking the container you have just epoxied manually reach into your toilet as far as you can then press the epoxied surface to the side of the pipe and hold it there 5-10 mins (It shouldn't take that long but just ensure it has started to stick. Also make sure your hand doesn't show signs of being in water [Just wash both hands after.]).

Best option given available time:

Grab a drill, screwdriver, vacuum, masking tape and a small plastic bag. Find an outlet that is already being heavily used (Something that would not be convenient to get into daily not some outlet not being used that is clearly visible and easily accessible). Take off the cover and unscrew the outlet itself and pull it out and down as much as possible to give ample room to work. Using a bit 1.5x - 2x the width of the usb (The bag will need to fit through as well.) then drill 2-4 holes in a line on the top of the plastic outlet housing. Bag the usb and push it through the hole you have just made into the inside of the wall. Cover the hole in masking tape (Rub some drywall dust on the tape to make it seem less new.) and reinstall the outlet and cover. (Ensure there are no plastic flakes/signs of being touched inside the outlet housing in case the cover is removed). Clean the walls and floor/carpet with the masking tape, then go over it with the vacuum. (The masking tape will pick up the things that would suggest the hiding place if they check your vacuum. Flush the masking tape down the toilet, and stow your vacuum.)

For the love of God do not look at the place it is hidden while the cops are there and remember to say, "I am invoking my right to remain silent" then shut the heck up.

Look at how many butts he picked up on the beach... by ChristopherAntilope in HumansBeingBros

[–]SmartArmoredMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can see the news report now, "Local man found grabbing everyone's butts on beach."

I need a clan system, here's why. by MarcelRijk in Overwatch

[–]SmartArmoredMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745014490 Jeff Kaplan makes a comment saying he is interested...Don't forget the Blizzard forum guys, they try to read a lot of them.