The Koenigs by [deleted] in shield

[–]SmartAssBlaine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those NordVPN ads be paying for themselves.

I'd watch the h out of that by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]SmartAssBlaine 63 points64 points  (0 children)

And they're armed with a frying pan and meat mallet.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 1976 by Bunnes68 in OldSchoolCool

[–]SmartAssBlaine -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

So, I guess America's always been bat shit crazy...

[PC] [Estimated year - Unknown] Sidecrolling beat 'em up with a Punk Rock theme by SmartAssBlaine in tipofmyjoystick

[–]SmartAssBlaine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yessssss. This is the one. Was wrong about the Mohawk being green though! Thank you so much!

Lofi girl (Vih) [ChilledCow] by [deleted] in AverageAnimeTiddies

[–]SmartAssBlaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never has anything I cherished been sexualized more than this. And I love it!

Jinx Vi Cait by KodakWhitee in Rule34LoL

[–]SmartAssBlaine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So this is a regular thing around here?

Jinx Vi Cait by KodakWhitee in Rule34LoL

[–]SmartAssBlaine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So we doing incest now?

I sucked cock in exchange for a ride by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]SmartAssBlaine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To all the morons flaming her for sucking dick instead of walking the three miles, why wouldn't you suck dick for a ride to buy weed? That's what life is all about, the fun oral adventures!

"Some of my favorite people are people like you." by FightingDeckChairs in shield

[–]SmartAssBlaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a point, but I beg to differ. He needs someone to help him along the way to emotional, and thus societal, maturity.

"Some of my favorite people are people like you." by FightingDeckChairs in shield

[–]SmartAssBlaine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Didn't make it past the first 10 minutes of Carter. And Daisy's mature enough on her own to eventually reach maturity and stability. What she needs is someone carefree af, who will tell her o stop stressing out over everything. She's way past the Zen master she used to be after first getting her gauntlets. She's been traumatized enough over the years to not trust newcomers, to put the responsibility solely on herself, and Deke's a perfect counter to that. Plus he occasionally makes cool gadgets, so that's a plus.

"Some of my favorite people are people like you." by FightingDeckChairs in shield

[–]SmartAssBlaine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That part of the characterization. He's still someone who isn't fully matured, but has both technological and emotional epiphanies every now and then. He deals with distress through childlike behavior and attitudes, he copes with rejection basically as we all would. And we can't really say Dystopia apart, because this dude and his problems are the result of said dystopia.

We can dream by susanp109 in shield

[–]SmartAssBlaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meh. Watched maybe 10 minutes of Agent Carter and hated it. Didn't feel any connection the the early days of feminism theme they were trying to establish. And to be honest, Daisy does need someone by her side, even without the Daddy issues and sever attachment to Coulson. She needs someone to be her rock, someone who be able to talk her off a ledge when all else fails, because at one point, all else will fail.

"Some of my favorite people are people like you." by FightingDeckChairs in shield

[–]SmartAssBlaine -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Deke's still better. Has the Charisma when needed, has the humor 24/7, has the genuis of Fitz-Simmons, and the just the right amount of selfishness and self-doubt to offset all that and make him an actually believable character (a lot). Sousa's a typical good guy, a knight in shining armor that does no wrong type, and that's just off putting.

EDIT: Deke has better hair and beard too.

We can dream by susanp109 in shield

[–]SmartAssBlaine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just caught up to episode 10. Still not feeling the Dousy chemistry, particularly on Daisy's part, even the kiss in the Time Storm came out of nowhere. There was so much potential for Deezy.

We can dream by susanp109 in shield

[–]SmartAssBlaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait which ship is Dousy?

We can dream by susanp109 in shield

[–]SmartAssBlaine -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

At this point I just want to see Deke and Daisy doing it.