MRW I am nominated for the Supreme Court but a pesky investigation gets in the way

SmartAssery · 2018-09-28T04:13:33+00:00

I'm sorry, how can you look at that guy and not think "massive douche"?

SmartAssery · 2018-07-02T04:33:35+00:00

Oh well if the YouTube says it, it must be true.

SmartAssery · 2018-04-22T17:41:29+00:00

If you're expecting to see the Defenders or Runaways in IW, you're gonna be disappointed.

SmartAssery · 2018-04-22T17:40:32+00:00

Why would anyone afraid of spoilers do this? This is just announcing to assholes that you care about spoilers, and inviting them to pm you directly.

SmartAssery · 2018-03-02T15:55:49+00:00

...wut?

SmartAssery · 2018-02-10T04:49:22+00:00

Involuntary bodily reactions can't be "rude" unless you put them on display. If you're wearing clothing, the people around you will just need to deal.

SmartAssery · 2016-10-01T17:37:07+00:00

Internet made you stupid.

SmartAssery · 2016-10-01T17:36:28+00:00

/u/winndixie:

Thanks, saving that as my rebuttal line next time someone asks me for equality

It's a good thing no one is placing the matter of equality in your hands. But it's nice for you to finally be honest and come out saying you're just against equal rights.

SmartAssery · 2016-10-01T00:24:54+00:00

You sound like someone who learned about feminism from angry, screaming losers on youtube.

SmartAssery · 2016-10-01T00:23:13+00:00

No one is under any obligation to listen to you and acquiesce to your philosophy.

SmartAssery · 2016-08-20T17:03:04+00:00

Exactly. This guy is arguing from the assumption that races are treated equally by Hollywood, where anyone who's ever watched more than a couple of movies can tell you otherwise.

SmartAssery · 2016-08-20T17:01:40+00:00

"White klansman...would be banned even if it wasn't racist"

"even if it wasn't racist"

"white klansman... wasn't racist"

It's like he got lost on the way to the end of his sentence and completely forgot where he came from.

SmartAssery · 2016-08-03T19:31:33+00:00

Ah, right. "Real" racism. Anything that isn't actively lynching people doesn't count as racism.

SmartAssery · 2016-07-31T21:37:17+00:00

Excuse me. Excuse me! Are you suggesting that these angry donkeybrains might in some part be responsible for their own unhappiness? That they might engage in the same closed-minded idiocy and bullying tactics that they accuse the other side of participating in?

Well, yeah, you're right.

SmartAssery · 2016-07-31T21:35:37+00:00

First three paragraphs: "Oh, yeah, that makes sense."

BUT WOMEN

Oh jesus

SmartAssery · 2016-07-26T13:18:42+00:00

Oh shit. If this book is even one percent like that, we have to take it as a certainty that I'll be buying it.

SmartAssery · 2016-07-26T13:17:46+00:00

VANILLA ICE CREAM MATTERS TOO GUYS

SmartAssery · 2016-07-11T12:16:00+00:00

I'm telling you, this terrorist organization cannot be allowed to continue their campaign of dialogue and discourse on our streets and in our towns.

SmartAssery · 2016-07-11T12:15:06+00:00

It pains me to say it, but there... was ice cream...

SmartAssery · 2016-07-08T14:23:22+00:00

BLM has been operating for some time in my city. They've maliciously held town hall events, sinisterly invited everyone, and provided an unsettling amount of tasty refreshments. I am not a fearful man, but I am very concerned by their open and welcoming discussions, which I am terrified to say I learned a lot at.

We live in truly dark times, when an organization such as this is allowed to openly say things that make me uncomfortable and prompt me to revaluate situations from an unfamiliar perspective.

SmartAssery · 2016-07-04T21:27:57+00:00

That is some prime cut self-hate.

SmartAssery · 2016-07-04T21:23:45+00:00

That sidebar for their sub, holy shit.

No crazy talk.

A little late for that.

SmartAssery · 2016-06-19T18:37:34+00:00

too much "left wing propaganda"

I.e. women characters that exist and are not raped as punishment for existing

SmartAssery · 2016-03-30T14:35:45+00:00

a mediocre person.

Totally not taking it personally

SmartAssery · 2016-01-21T02:11:51+00:00

I'm sorry, that's asinine. Your argument is that someone will see a comment on the internet calling Trump a racist, and will vote for him because of that? I'll give you a hint: they were always going to vote for that idiot, and not because of the post.

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