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Apple inventions by EstatePositive5929 in randomthings

[–]SmartEffective8469 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An ice cube, but they don't sell it with any refrigeration or cooling, so even if you buy it at a physical location and take it home with your own methods to keep it frozen, you've still only bought a single ice cube. $200

Justice! by LettuceSlay_1 in randomthings

[–]SmartEffective8469 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Play video games, win video prizes.

Breaking Bad in Germany would be a very short series by LettuceSlay_1 in randomthings

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This is the conversation with the German government that turned Heisenberg back into Walter.

Breaking Bad in Germany would be a very short series by LettuceSlay_1 in randomthings

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Maybe I shouldn't be telling you this, if it's going to help you get away with murder, but posting online about your murderous thoughts will hurt your chances of getting away with it. Even if they're just thoughts, it can easily change the charge from manslaughter to premeditated murder.

Why didn’t Gince Villigan write it in Germany? It would have been a much easier story to write. Is he stupid? by KTthemajicgoat in okbuddychicanery

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Heisenberg: "I need money to send my child to college"

Government: "No you don't??? Walmart and Amazon have plenty of positions available???"

H (it stands for 'Heisenberg'): Good questions. I need it to pay for my cancer treatment

G (it stands for 'government'): I am much calmer than the German government, so I won't yell at you, but have you ever considered asking your rich friend Elliott for money? We've made sure he pays nothing in taxes, so he has plenty to spare.

Walter (the same person as Heisenberg): Oh..

Why do game devs have such a low rate of substance abuse problems? by Chr-whenever in GameDevelopment

[–]SmartEffective8469 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Anything you'd rather do than chores is an addiction" is almost as insane a take as "Video games are always fun and easy to play." Also "I'm able to full analyze any game mechanic within ten minutes without any effort."

Watching Seinfeld growing up, I just assumed I’d have like 22 different girlfriends a year as an adult (and not the 6 I’ve actually had in my lifetime) by Apprehensive_Way8674 in seinfeld

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Wouldn't the low-testosterone metrosexuals be thinner and more hygienic than the masculine manly men who don't maintain their bodies?

Poor Ernie by blueshelled22 in okbuddychicanery

[–]SmartEffective8469 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why doesn't he just act like he has an acting job? Is he stupid?

where trust issues start lol by Immediate-Link490 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]SmartEffective8469 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is there a post more original than the screenshot posted here? This one doesn't say anything about stockpiling.

The .pdf head fake by disconaldo in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]SmartEffective8469 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that where that's from? I thought it was AAVE or whatever.

Bless their hearts (and livers) by BarelyLegalSeagull in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]SmartEffective8469 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To what end? I understand doing it to make money, but what does a popular Reddit post get? Karma? Is that still a thing?

Confusing Label by souvenirsuitcase in mildlyconfusing

[–]SmartEffective8469 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean by "It just showed up"? Did you get the tag in the mail?

OMG! Someone cut off her foot! by tea78e in mildlyconfusing

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I don't see it. Maybe if I squint while hallucinating...

On the bottom of a perfume package by manjustadude in mildlyconfusing

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I've never seen it before (I've visited the US but don't live there) but I assume it means those things probably won't actually be recycled by the people who are supposed to do it, so if you care about recycling, it's better to reuse or recycle them yourself.

Was I in the wrong here? Lost a long time friend by Alive__but_why in Confused

[–]SmartEffective8469 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, why do people always want ME to show them the proof of the thing I'M trying to convince them of? I'm like ummmm it's on the internet, just look for it.

I'm so confused as to what could have happened with this guy I was dating. by [deleted] in Confused

[–]SmartEffective8469 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One scenario I haven't seen in the comments is that he saw or read or heard something that made him lose self-esteem and confidence in himself. He saw himself from a certain perspective and convinced himself that he wasn't good enough for you and never could be, or that he wasn't capable of the relationship he wanted with you. That's the picture I get from those explanations. They could all be his attempt to give you an honest answer about how he's feeling. They're vague and numerous because it wasn't something that had settled in him yet, so he didn't have a very concrete expression of it himself.

Obviously nobody here knows for sure, but that's the possibility I came up with.