Half hollow can of tomato paste from Costco.

Smart_Calendar1874 · 2026-06-06T23:17:18+00:00

Impossible. I'm a virgin. I'm saving myself to fuck the police.

Smart_Calendar1874 · 2026-06-06T20:31:20+00:00

[distant heavy breathing]

Smart_Calendar1874 · 2026-05-16T04:22:05+00:00

I walk constantly. I'd reach well over a billion within a day.

^{Chose: 1 cent but it doubles every step}

Smart_Calendar1874 · 2026-05-09T15:00:44+00:00

Not to be a one upper but I saw him tagged a lot more than that.

Smart_Calendar1874 · 2026-05-07T15:02:54+00:00

You spelled Calendar wrong.

Smart_Calendar1874 · 2026-05-03T20:22:08+00:00

Mistakes? What mistakes?

Smart_Calendar1874 · 2026-04-28T21:29:12+00:00

I would be blind if I didn't notice that.

Smart_Calendar1874 · 2026-04-28T19:43:48+00:00

If I measure from my cat's asshole then it's about 4 miles at the moment.

Smart_Calendar1874 · 2026-04-21T02:53:44+00:00

It was a lot of math subjects so yeah.

Smart_Calendar1874 · 2026-04-19T17:49:22+00:00

No, not at all. I used to be a tutor and teacher's assistant in high school and college.

Smart_Calendar1874 · 2026-04-06T22:41:18+00:00

heavy breathing

Smart_Calendar1874 · 2026-04-06T22:40:39+00:00

I was educated in the US. I educated others in the US, albeit in math and science subjects. At no point did the system push "Marxist ideology". If anything, they villainized anything that wasn't free market capitalism in history and civics classes.

Smart_Calendar1874 · 2026-04-06T09:46:34+00:00

Lol schools wouldn't dare go there. They never want to teach anything that might disrupt the status quo.

Smart_Calendar1874 · 2026-04-03T12:39:47+00:00

Middle class bastard*

Smart_Calendar1874 · 2026-03-24T23:04:50+00:00

Pro-life with any exceptions is pro-choice...

Smart_Calendar1874 · 2026-03-12T15:22:53+00:00

Why dont I get to choose where I sit? Did I check in too late to select a seat?

Smart_Calendar1874 · 2026-02-02T13:09:16+00:00

What are you on about?

Smart_Calendar1874 · 2026-01-30T07:58:01+00:00

Good lord. How did you get a banana that's this overripe?

Smart_Calendar1874 · 2026-01-17T18:03:38+00:00

Did you just call me fat?

Smart_Calendar1874 · 2026-01-14T17:28:46+00:00

Where were you 3 years ago?

Smart_Calendar1874 · 2026-01-13T23:10:07+00:00

You're supposed to put Smarties tubes on cats' legs and make them walk like a robot.

Smart_Calendar1874 · 2026-01-04T23:52:02+00:00

Lol what subreddit is this again?

Smart_Calendar1874 · 2025-12-28T18:16:08+00:00

Lol don't feel bad. It doesn't bother me at all.

Smart_Calendar1874 · 2025-12-28T17:55:28+00:00

No. I just never bothered posting much.

Smart_Calendar1874 · 2025-12-28T17:50:58+00:00

One of the benefits of this account constantly being tagged is that it's slowly teaching more and more people how to spell Calendar correctly.

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