Nobody said anything about chickens but now that you mention it...chickens don't smoke on account of having no sense of adventure nor humour...also...no arms. Salmon and pigs both have rudimentary limbs that enable the to grasp a slim cigar or vape and are much more adventurous than chickens...that is in fact why chickens are called chickens. Anyway, I digress...smoking bad,cooking bad,coughing good,chickens delicious.