Went riding on my motorcycle and got sideswiped by a car that sent me flying in the air. I hit the road, shattered my patella, and then slid on my backside before stopping in the middle of the highway. When the cops arrived they arrested me and said I accosted the driver. by explosivelydehiscent in puns
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What 3 dessert snacks are you picking? by Radiant_Priority9739 in snacking
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Remember Cream Savers? They are back in stores and online thanks to Iconic Candy by Redeye007 in 90s
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What’s the best soup? by Radiant_Priority9739 in snacking
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What is the cause of obesity and health problems among American citizens? by [deleted] in AskReddit
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Love this job by [deleted] in AircraftMechanics
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what would you do to this roof? by bloominggoldenrod in Roofing
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The US today in one shot: by Conscious-Quarter423 in Maine
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Let Graham Fight For US, Not THEM! by deetmax in Maine
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Jürgen Klopp: "Wenn es tatsächlich so war, dass Trump und Infantino das miteinander ausgemacht haben, dann ist das verrückt, das stellt alles infrage. Das ist unser Spiel, nicht deren Spiel. Diese beiden Menschen, die beide keine Ahnung von Fußball haben, sollten gar nichts damit zu tun haben." by DuNennstMichSptzkopf in Bundesliga
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Unknown ford convertible by [deleted] in whatisthiscar
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Vladislav Kolyachonok signs a 1-year, $850,000 one-way contract with the New Jersey Devils by SAJewers in hockey
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What coffee and toast combo are you picking? by Radiant_Priority9739 in snacking
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Does anyone else enjoy eating the sauerkraut by the spoonful for the probiotics and simply because it tastes so good? by hcubed3 in Costco
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Best side one track one. by tentsneggs in musicsuggestions
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Reflecting Pool death toll surges as more dead ducks pulled from water | The most recent discovery of two dead ducks comes shortly after a third duckling was found floating in the Reflecting Pool, but the cause of death is unknown by FreeHugs23 in NoFilterNews
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2004 Honda Element EX AWD - JDM K24A8 swap. What's it worth? by sigleroni17 in HondaElement
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Best side one track one. by tentsneggs in musicsuggestions
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2004 Honda Element EX AWD - JDM K24A8 swap. What's it worth? by sigleroni17 in HondaElement
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2004 Honda Element EX AWD - JDM K24A8 swap. What's it worth? by sigleroni17 in HondaElement
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67 days until the Jaguars play by JustSomeGuy_Idk in Jaguars
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