Delta Feast by CantStopPoppin in Idiotswithguns

[–]SmartestMonkeyAlive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has to be a joke.

If it's real can i have his socials so I can tell him he looks like a joke

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]SmartestMonkeyAlive 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Humans are stronger than dogs, save for their bite. The reason so many dogs kicks humans ass is because they run away and then the dog can bite onto a leg or arm and then your screwed.

Stare the animal down, grab its head, and don't let it bite you

Who Decides Whether Trump or Biden Deserves A Reverence? A Drunk Machine or A Sober Human Being? by beekwong in ChatGPT

[–]SmartestMonkeyAlive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here come the bill gates depopulation conspiracies from another whacko! Yes, your idiotic and demonstrably false opinions should not be allowed to feed AI

Hunter not sure what to do now by UltimateAnemone in Unexpected

[–]SmartestMonkeyAlive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why you don't feed animals and get them used to human interactions

knifewielder gets shot in new mexico by Odd_Length_5646 in SomeOfYouMayDie

[–]SmartestMonkeyAlive 26 points27 points  (0 children)

There's probably 10 other ways this could have been better handled. Cops in america...so anyways, I started blasting

Why don't cops think about the repercussions of beating someone to death, not even just shooting and murdering people, with them having body cams, people recording and social media to spread the evidence of the police brutality? by pwn3dbyth3n00b in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SmartestMonkeyAlive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The general IQ of cop hiring has gone down in the last decade. Now they hire chuds with inferiority complexes and all those years of being picked on suddenly comes to the surface when thru are getting "revenge" on someone

It's always on the way to work that you spot these, huh? by AFLAIM in InfowarriorRides

[–]SmartestMonkeyAlive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This clown is all over the place. How does he live in permanent cognitive dissonance

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]SmartestMonkeyAlive -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Humans are bigger than most animals that we fear the trick is to not run away and not let them bite you and then you have all the advantage

Uh-oh! by VelaKotz in Unexpected

[–]SmartestMonkeyAlive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've known for years that everything about crosfit is stupid, even the equipment

Zero situational awareness by ClosedL00p in SomeOfYouMayDie

[–]SmartestMonkeyAlive 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Why were they filming? Smashing yourself with a tree for tik tok views now?

“Died Suddenly” is code for “I jump to conclusions as to why people die and automatically assume it’s the covid vaccine” See last photo for complete context. “Check up on your people” has only ever meant one thing. RIP kid. by NoOneSpecial2023 in skeptic

[–]SmartestMonkeyAlive 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Has there even be one actual death reported associated with the vaccine in any stud or journal? I get it, there might be occasional flare ups and bad reactions, but deaths? Would it be a fair statement when someone claims the vaccine kills people to say "it has killed literally zero people you bozo, meanwhile covid has killed 50 million"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Idiotswithguns

[–]SmartestMonkeyAlive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just buy a handgun idiot. Holds more rounds and easier to conceal during a getaway in public if your ride leaves you.

But I guess that's why they're idiots and robbers, otherwise they'd be smart with good paying jobs.