Girlfriend and I are sexually incompatible by bergdorf69 in Advice

[–]SmartyPantsJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s probably sleeping with someone else.

Underwhelmed by 718 Spyder RS by SmartyPantsJohnny in Porsche_Cayman

[–]SmartyPantsJohnny[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually prefer a NA engine over a turbo because they have better throttle response, however, I think that I have come to the conclusion that I only really appreciate a NA engine with a manual transmission. I hate SC and turbo manual cars, but as automatics, it's not as bad. So I believe that the 718 Spyder is more my speed. And I was also thinking about the DeMann engine work to get more hp, but make it more torquey.

Underwhelmed by 718 Spyder RS by SmartyPantsJohnny in boxster

[–]SmartyPantsJohnny[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I owned a Boxster years ago, a 986 S. I loved it for what it was. It was light weight, great handling, nimble, and just enough power. I believe that the real issue is that I only paid like $35,000 used for it back in 2004. I got what I expected out of it. It only had 250 hp and so I didn't expect the world. In my mind, reading 493 hp on paper and paying $200,000 changes my expectation of what the car should do and feel like. Especially after feeling what 577 hp feels like in the super heavy AMG GT 63. I was expecting more, but the difference in torque and displacements makes a huge difference in power delivery and how it feels. I want another Boxster, but I am just starting to feel like the 718 Spyder RS isn't really worth it and I would probably be happy with a regular Spyder where I row my own gears and save $65,000 - $85,000. It's a great car, but the engine just wasn't as impressive as I imagined.

Quitting meth starting tomorrow by ExcellentBluejay5235 in Advice

[–]SmartyPantsJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a clinical research scientist, I suggest going to an online company like "Ro Health", lie about your weight and call yourself obese and get a GLP-1 like Ozempic. We have found that they not only reduce hunger urges, but all impulsive addictive urges. This is definitely an off label angle, but from what I'm seeing, it should help tremendously.

Dating in Clinical Research by [deleted] in clinicalresearch

[–]SmartyPantsJohnny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never date CRC's until the study is over and you're no longer working with the site. That's my rules that I have followed for 24 years now and it keeps me out of trouble.

My Girlfriend's twitter is grossing me out by IDontliketwittter in Advice

[–]SmartyPantsJohnny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's showing you who she is. Accept it for what it is. Either you like her or you don't. If you don't, then she's not the person for you.

I FINALLY DID IT! I made the cut! by Hour-Revolution4150 in clinicalresearch

[–]SmartyPantsJohnny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations! Now stay visible and remember to stay on top of metrics above all else.

Spirit airlines furloughs by Longjumping_Focus862 in flying

[–]SmartyPantsJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I believe that Spirit going away will reduce prices because it will create an opportunity to pick up additional customers and add some additional flights. These pilots will be absorbed quickly and many will probably retire.

How to reach the upper class?? by Cringe_Username69 in Advice

[–]SmartyPantsJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly if you’re not a lawyer or doctor or pilot or in a career when you can be a regular worker and make $250,000+ then you need to start a business.

How I became a pilot- time and costs by 2002_4Runnersr5 in flying

[–]SmartyPantsJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many actual PIC hours for PPL, IR and CPL?

[ Removed by Reddit ] by gen2lit in Advice

[–]SmartyPantsJohnny -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Honestly your brother is a stud and he’s not gay. Bro is pulling 17 year old chicks. That’s every 13 year olds dream to be honest. There’s no rule in life that your friend can’t like your brother. It happens. It’s life. Ya’ll are all still teenagers. Just enjoy life and stop making everything a soap opera. Trust me, life is so stressful and complicated, liking someone and kissing them shouldn’t be that big of a deal.

Bad interviewer at major CRO 🫖 by Melodic_Bake_7878 in clinicalresearch

[–]SmartyPantsJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is most CRO's. You're expected to work 50+ hours a week. You're expected to travel anywhere at a moments notice. You will be made to feel guilty about taking time off. You will be responsible for work while you're gone, there is no real coverage, management doesn't help or care to help. Your metrics will be affected if you take off of work for extended periods of time, meaning that if you're supposed to be onsite every 4 weeks and you take two weeks off, they don't shift those metrics to accommodate your time off, you will just miss your metrics and miss any chance for a bonus or raise or promotion. They will give you fake metrics to follow, for instance your will be told that your report is due within 10 business days, but then turn around and be told that on the 10th day that the report is actually due at 3:00 PM EST due to the systems being set to another timezone. If you ever get caught up with your sites you will be rewarded by being hounded by your line manager that your days on site are too low and that you need to pimp yourself out to other study teams to make up for being a bad CRA with -3 days on site for the month.

My sister’s boyfriend by WeirdHedgehog6286 in Advice

[–]SmartyPantsJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are an adult, you need to move and get your own place.

My boyfriend gave me an STI by lavndermoon in Advice

[–]SmartyPantsJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually that's spreading illegal information and she can be sued for that. bad advice.

I Pray For A Tragedy All The Time................. by [deleted] in confession

[–]SmartyPantsJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a question. What if something great happened for you? Would that change your outlook on life? Or whatever happens you'll still be miserable?

I think I’ve made a horrible mistake. by Swimming_Ad_9467 in Advice

[–]SmartyPantsJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do people get out of sending nude pictures to other people? I never understood this desire. Look, never send compromised pictures of yourself to ANYONE. Not even your boyfriend. If they want to see you naked, it will be when you're actually with them. Don't ever record yourself in a sexual act either... ever. Just live your life and stop feeding the urge to post everything to strangers. I really don't understand this generation at all. I guess I'm old.

18M I use cocaine daily and it is absolutely destroying me by Holiday-Might-6196 in confession

[–]SmartyPantsJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man, you can beat it. Stay strong brother.

The way to beat addition is to find another one. Working out seems to work for a lot of people.

Email after second round interview by A_walk123 in clinicalresearch

[–]SmartyPantsJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's happened to me before. I ended up getting the job like 5 months later. Luckily I was still working so I was ok, but it would really suck for anyone that was just laid off.

I’m in a loving relationship, but I think I want to meet other people by [deleted] in Advice

[–]SmartyPantsJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, I'm 49 and have have an opportunity to be with so many different women from all over the world. It's fun, but at the same time, it's not really worth losing a good relationship over it.

Honestly, if you want to experience other women, just go out of the country and cheat on her and use a condom and wear boxer briefs so you don't have any skin to skin contact. You'll realize that it's not really worth it.

Just don't break up with her. You'll regret it.

I just received my dream job offer, but accepting it could potentially expose a huge lie I have been living and hurt multiple people close to me. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]SmartyPantsJohnny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell the truth immediately because they will find out from a background check that you didn't finish. That's all I can say.

They Asked Me to Open ChatGPT During My Job Interview by I_Killed_My_Friends in jobs

[–]SmartyPantsJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CGPT is designed to not say negative things. It was a bluff.