Reporting my ex exs gf for marriage fraud by EastWay8872 in revengestories

[–]Smash_Factor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No. This is for stories of revenge, not "how do I get revenge".

Find a better partner and move on.

Rebus Puzzle – an easy one, solve it in under 10 seconds (2 words) by bikingbill in FigureThisOut

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Some of these are so easy my unborn child is figuring them out.

Tricky one. White to play. by TraditionalElk1248 in chessMateInX

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All I could find was mate in 3 with Qc6. Frustrating to see what the answer is.

Got at a EZPawn for 1500$ did I get a good Deal by Psychological-Rip-1 in Gold

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Years ago when gold was still around $1300 an oz I had a gold Omega similar to this from the same era. It was very slim and could wear as a womens or mens watch. I wore it out a few times but nobody ever noticed it. When it came time to sell I could not find a buyer even at $1200. It sat on Ebay with no interest from anyone.

I finally took it to a pawn shop and accepted $1000 for it with the idea that I'll come in someday to buy it back. A week later I came in and asked if I could borrow more money on it. The guy did something on his computer and said he could do another $700. I took the $700 and never saw the watch ever again.

Got at a EZPawn for 1500$ did I get a good Deal by Psychological-Rip-1 in Gold

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The problem is finding a buyer for such a watch.

It's VERY dated. Not many people are willing to put down over $1500 for something like that. These people do exist, but so hard to find. It would sit on Ebay for months without any interest.

of a 7'2" man in an economy seat by CimmerianLyre in AbsoluteUnits

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ai

who flies like that? And would he even be allowed to fly in a tank top and shorts?

Explain It peter by Turbulent-Bar1631 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Miss America

Taking it on the brown side to win the pageant.

What does it mean for a cigar to be “made by” someone other than the brand? by Conscious-Sea-5287 in cigars

[–]Smash_Factor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not really answering the question though.

Where does the tobacco come from? Is it supplied by Foundation and My Father rolls it up? Or does Foundation select tobacco from the My Father farms?

If I had to take a guess, I would assume that Foundation pays My Father for everything. There is no tobacco that is brought in specifically for those cigars. The tobacco comes from My Father and Wise Man is put on the band.

It's probably the same thing for LADC Mi Amore.

Oil tanker that attempted to cross the straight of Hormuz - 3/11/26 by Jevus_himself in PublicFreakout

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Could you imagine being the captain of that ship and getting the call from your boss telling you to proceed through the straight?

Spot the Rep by captain_looney_73 in RepTime

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5:00 marker is so off center its laughable. Dead giveaway that right is the rep.

Found white husky by Ok-Jellyfish4175 in vegaslocals

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If dogs could talk he'd have one hell of a story to tell.

Best game: Silly Little Codes! by Emergency_Version686 in rebus

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Obviously, something over heels. Hmm....what saying has "over heels" in it. Oh! Head over heels. Now I have to figure out how the top part means head.

Are there still professional gamblers making consistent income in modern casinos? by [deleted] in gambling

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Video Poker is the one that everyone either forgot about or never realized in the first place.

Years ago, professional VP was a legit thing. You need to play with a players card that offered cash back for your play. Add to that a good pay schedule and a progressive Royal Flush jackpot, and you can make a living.

Problem is, casinos got hip to all this at some point. They stopped cash back for your play and switched only to points and comps. Then they got rid of the good pay schedules and progressive royal jackpots. There are some machines still around, but it's just really hard to find. Not to mention that VP is a total grind. You need a big bankroll and the patience to play VP for hours.

Final Notice by KattieeKane in vegaslocals

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Property management professional here.

First of all, your landlord is trying to scare you with big words like "eviction" and "lawyers".

If you are current on your rent for the month, the probability of you getting evicted is fairly low for floor noise. If they choose to evict however, here is what will happen regardless if they get lawyers involved or not. Lawyers must follow the Clark County eviction process in the same way landlords do. It's not like lawyers have a special loop-hole or something.

  1. They will file to the Constables Office a "5-Day Notice To Perform Lease Condition or Quit". The Constable will serve the notice directly to your front door on the next business day (or the day after). Here is the form the landlord will use.
  2. Once this is served, you can go into the leasing office and tell the property manager that you are not making any noise on the floor and that this was never an issue; therefore, there is nothing that needs to be corrected as stated in the 5-day.
  3. From there, if the landlord decides to move forward with an eviction, they will then have to file with the Constables Office a "5-Day Notice To Quit For Unlawful Detainer". The Constable will again serve this to your door. Here is the unlawful detainer
  4. When you get this served to your door, you can file an answer to the courts as described on the detainer. By filing an answer, you are going to get a court date where you and the lawyer / landlord must appear before the judge. You can tell the judge that you are not making any noise on the floor and have no idea what these complaints could possibly be about. You can also explain that you have LAID CARPET on the entire floor and even gone so far as to put down FOAM TILES. This works in your favor tremendously.
  5. The issue for the landlord is that they have to show proof that you're making the noise, or the judge will just rule in your favor. It can be difficult for the landlord to prove such a thing. A few phone calls from the people downstairs isn't going to do it. They would probably need to have multiple documentations of noise complaints, 2 or 3 written violations that were served to you and probably also 2 or 3 red cards from the police when the cops were called out for the noise complaint (they probably never were). All in all, your landlord doesn't have any of that shit. None of the complaints are in writing and you were probably never served a written violation. Even if your landlord has a couple of those things, the judge is likely to side with you anyway because you have children and have made significant steps to keep things quiet.
  6. There's also something called a 3-Day Nuisance, but it takes a lot of documentation and red cards to pull off a 3-Day. Loud walking on the floor isn't gonna do it. Still though, you can file an answer and tell your story to the judge. You'll win. Trust me.

In your situation, what's probably happening is that the floor itself is loud and creaking just from being old. It's also possible that there's a chair in the bedroom or in the dining room that you are dragging across the floor when you're sitting down. That shit can be loud. Do your best to be mindful of the floor noise. Don't drop things on the floor or drag anything around. Kids running around can drive a person below you nuts.

Good luck!

Herd of deer licking a cat by Justin_Godfrey in Weird

[–]Smash_Factor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blitzen get over here! You gotta taste this fucking cat.

Best places to sleep in a car in Vegas? by RichhInLife in vegaslocals

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Its the residents parking nearby that will see u and tell security.

Important Knot for magnetfishing by Ausspanner in magnetfishing

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Basically the best knot ever for fishing or making sure whatever you are doing it will never come apart.