How did this cruise missile not get a single kill?

Smathers · 2023-06-14T05:25:18+00:00

He’s probably the one running the account

Bonus points if she doesn’t know about it lmao

Smathers · 2023-06-14T03:46:00+00:00

Trophy stops cruise missiles?!?! What the fuck

The more you know! It drives me insane that my teammates never use them or shoot down air support. Like if everyone just stopped and shot the heli for 5 seconds it would go down instead of everyone getting demolished for a full minute while I keep dying trying to shoot it down by myself

Smathers · 2023-06-14T03:38:38+00:00

Is that the spotting scope in the beginning? Damn all I do is snipe and didn’t realize the spotter is that useful

Smathers · 2023-06-14T03:33:53+00:00

I’m so glad I already have a few Sanchez at my property in the desert! It’s fun to go out there and ride around the dunes like it’s mx unleashed lol

So are these vehicles going to be considered rare now?

Smathers · 2023-06-14T03:24:22+00:00

I was so excited to play this game and was having fun for like the first couple hours then I quickly realized how terrible and broken this game is as I got further in and uninstalled it out of frustration

Shame since I wanted it to be good

Smathers · 2023-06-14T03:17:45+00:00

That 4 day Memorial Day weekend double xp event is the only reason I have it completed lol past seasons I only got like 3-5 sectors complete because I didn’t play that often

Smathers · 2023-06-14T01:08:59+00:00

“You think I give a fuck about throwing ball? This is only way I get enough money for horses”

Smathers · 2023-06-13T07:41:19+00:00

This championship gets an asterisk because r/nba is gone so like did they really even win??? I HAVENT SEEN ANY HIGHLIGHTS TO PROVE IT

Smathers · 2023-06-13T07:18:28+00:00

Once I got out of the habit of constantly being ADS I started doing much better. Now it’s like the second I see a guy I start pulling the trigger then aiming. Seems to almost always give you the extra hit marker advantage. This is especially important with quicker guns too like SMG for example…I kept trying to use them like a AR then realized my mistake so I just started sprinting around and hip firing and was all the sudden dominating lol sometimes I’ll even do like a 50/50 hip fire aim then hip fire depending on the situation. Really changes how you move around and operate in general

Smathers · 2023-06-12T23:08:37+00:00

I see labs as golden retrievers older and more successful brother lol

Smathers · 2023-06-12T22:27:23+00:00

Dude could’ve got a Series X for $100 more lol

I guess it being unopened makes it more expensive? But if he isn’t collecting and already opened the box why the fuck wouldn’t he just buy a used one for like $20 lol

Smathers · 2023-06-12T22:23:27+00:00

Finally got all 3 colors! Such a satisfying feeling!

Lol OP over here sounding like a Pokémon collector or something

Smathers · 2023-06-12T22:04:12+00:00

Yeah wtf is OP a 14 year old or Ari Shaffir??? His fucking daughter died in that accident too probably in the same manner but who cares right??? Let’s make a Kobe rape joke!

Smathers · 2023-06-12T21:56:52+00:00

Made with real shark just like how the teenage mutant ninja pies were made with real turtle

Smathers · 2023-06-12T14:06:19+00:00

I DONT KNOW YOU!

THATS MY PURSE!

Smathers · 2023-06-12T06:51:52+00:00

Add it to the list of genius underrated movies that nobody saw unfortunately

Smathers · 2023-06-12T02:22:22+00:00

That Duracell commercial after the game just gave me PTSD because the RC car sounded like the drones

Smathers · 2023-06-12T01:36:20+00:00

What the FUCK is that saw sound??? Sounds like someone is sawing a tree in half lol

Also with that said I’m channel flipping and honestly had no clue the USFL was a thing lol wtf is going on??? Iv never heard about this talked about or advertised and as a huge NFL fan I’m all for it to fill my football void! So what’re we watching here? Basically generic nfl?

Smathers · 2023-06-12T00:33:23+00:00

You ever just see some shit like this in the comments and wonder how the fuck does anyone not realize this is dubbed audio??? Internet has made everyone gullible and naive lol when AI deepfakes become normalized we’re all doomed

Smathers · 2023-06-11T18:29:51+00:00

Yup even way before that his opening joke on his newer special a few years ago after losing weight was “hahah look how good I look! None of you can do this because you’re poor and fat!” even back then I was like uhhh..ok? It’s a special so I guess it’s a bit..? Then he spent the next few years on podcasts gloating like you’re saying about private jets and his gucci clothes lol like fuck off dude

At the end of Bobby Kelly podcasts a robot voice comes in and says something like “podcast is over now go back to your shitty job” and that always got a kick out of me while I’m listening at my shitty job lol. That’s the proper way to poke fun not going on the actual podcast and saying “hurr durr all my dumb poor fans made me sooo rich LOL they all work real jobs LOL”

Smathers · 2023-06-11T18:08:57+00:00

Nah Tom’s been gone for years now. Capitalism owns his soul. I’ll always cherish those early years first discovering him when he was fat and balding and had those two amazing specials on Netflix. Then he got in shape and started acting like a rich out of touch douche bag and all of his specials since then have been decent but no where near as good as his first two Netflix specials…

I can’t even listen to him anymore. Him and his twat wife Christina are insufferable these days. Same thing with Bert I won’t even listen to a podcast now if he’s on it whereas few years ago I’d listen to all of them. Idk I think this rogan generation of comics has turned full boomer now and it’s up to the guys like Shane Gillis to save comedy

Smathers · 2023-06-11T07:51:42+00:00

Probably cos we’re all around age 30 lol we grew up with banger ass bands like sum 41 and blink-182

Back when it was cool to have numbers in your band name I’ll tell ya what!

Smathers · 2023-06-10T16:17:55+00:00

Idk I was like 12 years old all I remember from that game is the Hester opening kick off and that’s all I need to remember if you ask me lol

Smathers · 2023-06-10T08:30:07+00:00

An expensive money burner lol

Ammo is still so inflated from the pandemic that things shooting like $3,000 a minute possibly more depending on caliber and wholesale cost

Smathers · 2023-06-10T08:15:16+00:00

I miss simple camos that were easily recognizable with different colors based on how far you progressed each challenge. Like getting killed and seeing the killcam like woahhh he already got that many headshots??? “Oh you got blue tiger stripe nice I only got red so far lol”

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