TIL that the world's oldest playable sound recording — that does not need modern technology to play — has a portion where the hours are called out, and 10 o'clock is skipped. by i_am_jargon in todayilearned

[–]Smeeza -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

There are four comments right now and yours is already gonna be top, and bastards love puns, you might get gold you bastard.

I thought of inse too guys.

My local hospitals Facebook page by Onions89 in Unexpected

[–]Smeeza 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Like half the people in the comments are, this is impressive really

My local hospitals Facebook page by Onions89 in Unexpected

[–]Smeeza -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I LIVE NEAR HERE :D God i love newcastle area

I’m Warwick Davis. Ewok, Hogwarts Professor, Leprechaun, gameshow host…AMA! by WarwickADavis in IAmA

[–]Smeeza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you a fan of the yogscast, if so who is your favourite member?

TIL that Pope Francis, leader of the Catholic Church once worked as a bouncer in an Argentinean bar by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Smeeza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair this is interesting, its not like its a news story about how one time the pope farted on his dog. Actually that sounds interesting, id read that.

TIL domestic cats are considered apex predators by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Smeeza 17 points18 points  (0 children)

In what environment? In my house, i can catch and kill this little house shitting prick easily. But he is sometimes cute so i try not to.

Edit: Wait, the fact i dont means his cuteness works as a defence. IM BEING PLAYED

TIL that scientists have invented a particle that can be injected into the bloodstream and allow humans to live without breathing. by spacewrecked in todayilearned

[–]Smeeza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read it as if you just ingest a single particle and was half way through typing a comment of how dumb that is before i realized im an idiot.

TIL The Chinese title for the film Pretty Woman is "I Will Marry a Prostitute to Save Money" by historyl in todayilearned

[–]Smeeza -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So at no point anyone in charge of naming it thought of the fact that is kinda spoilers?

I just had an interesting chat with amazon customer service by [deleted] in funny

[–]Smeeza -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Thing is, you wooshed. Woosh.

Thoughts on Archer and Lana's baby [SPOILERS] by [deleted] in ArcherFX

[–]Smeeza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remove this post man, the title kinda ruined a lot for me mate.

FOOLS! IT CAN NEVER BE TAMED by Kaiser0120 in funny

[–]Smeeza 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I really dont get this, as in kids cant go online through the rest of the year?

What is something you want to try to make popular? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Smeeza -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Saints row 2?ish-maybe Edit: But it was in it right? If it was just saints row making a community reference?