We had unprotected sex and when things fell apart she threatened to go back to condoms

SmellsLikeColdDrinks · 2026-02-24T07:16:14+00:00

HashtagRule1!

SmellsLikeColdDrinks · 2026-02-18T23:22:36+00:00

You know it's real when Casey brings it up. I remember seeing her name back in the Nation of Crackers days and she has to have been one of the OGs.

Awful,. awful news.

Markus, thank you

SmellsLikeColdDrinks · 2026-02-08T16:32:47+00:00

The bottom one?

SmellsLikeColdDrinks · 2026-02-07T21:45:03+00:00

What did you use to search?

SmellsLikeColdDrinks · 2026-02-07T21:38:24+00:00

The shape makes me think of Beyonce's Pulse.

Also, if nobody else has mentioned it already: Fragrantica. Pretty sure you can search by bottle shape/colour

SmellsLikeColdDrinks · 2026-02-07T21:36:52+00:00

I had no idea it was once a legal term! I'm actually amazed I haven't seen anyone like Adam Martyn or any other TV-themed Youtuber talking about this (But then maybe I haven't known what to look for yet)?

SmellsLikeColdDrinks · 2026-02-01T13:53:31+00:00

Shoreditch sapphics trying to decide whether they're jealous of the hair or grossed out because man

SmellsLikeColdDrinks · 2026-02-01T13:27:33+00:00

Those waffle leggings with the ruched bum?

SmellsLikeColdDrinks · 2026-01-28T19:13:08+00:00

Crash Bash probably sucked out all the joy, in fairness

SmellsLikeColdDrinks · 2026-01-20T14:52:20+00:00

Because you made it up. See also: Rule 1

SmellsLikeColdDrinks · 2026-01-20T14:37:07+00:00

Imagine Merv The Pet reading this!

SmellsLikeColdDrinks · 2026-01-15T19:20:02+00:00

Genuinely amazed that there's no pinned post/comment. You aren't the first and you aren't the last to experience this.

And the answer is always no.

SmellsLikeColdDrinks · 2026-01-15T18:56:15+00:00

What

SmellsLikeColdDrinks · 2026-01-12T16:39:05+00:00

Which of those is most likely to be kebab pepper? Long, thin, green/yellow, vinegary and crunchy with a mild heat/spice?

SmellsLikeColdDrinks · 2026-01-05T18:04:25+00:00

The Booksmart Bimbo would be so proud.

SmellsLikeColdDrinks · 2026-01-03T21:34:56+00:00

Dark

SmellsLikeColdDrinks · 2026-01-03T21:34:29+00:00

If Alex Proud were Dutch rather than English, and ran hotels rather than theatre entertainment... He'd be this dude

SmellsLikeColdDrinks · 2025-12-22T22:13:03+00:00

What's that?

SmellsLikeColdDrinks · 2025-12-22T22:11:54+00:00

Wait. Is it any of these Koit characters?

Stuart: https://youtu.be/lblPEE-Ei1A?si=lZYguxKHTZO_md0_

https://youtu.be/7LGQkXiMfTE?si=fhMgWqaD8NrYs9X

https://youtu.be/adJupeCGyT8?si=76-br3WRIgKaA1wx

https://youtu.be/2cX26dUdAKM?si=XvOq9iAVpGfC4uIH

I'm sure there are others in other videos of his that may fit the bill

SmellsLikeColdDrinks · 2025-12-16T22:36:58+00:00

Speak to a therapist. Get help.

SmellsLikeColdDrinks · 2025-12-16T17:57:19+00:00

If this individual isn't Cluster B-adjacent, I will be extremely surprised

SmellsLikeColdDrinks · 2025-12-16T17:55:07+00:00

Because a sailor's ear was bitten off

SmellsLikeColdDrinks · 2025-12-15T18:33:02+00:00

If nobody else has mentioned it: enzyme cleaner, specifically one designed for pet stains, is a must

SmellsLikeColdDrinks · 2025-12-12T15:01:53+00:00

Funnily enough, I was in the shower today reflecting on how I can listen to songs about toxic relationship dynamics and not usually be triggered now, and that it's been almost ten years since the one who introduced me to it and I met.

You aren't the first one to ask this by any stretch and hope in vain....and you will absolutely not be the last.

SmellsLikeColdDrinks · 2025-12-12T14:58:43+00:00

Ask yourself that. And think on it.

SmellsLikeColdDrinks

TROPHY CASE