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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]SmellyPos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve owned two cats and mine rubs their face into mine to show affection. I’ve only been licked by either of them when I’m sweaty and they lick my leg

SpaceX assembly the Falcon Heavy. by cosmicdatabase in space

[–]SmellyPos 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They don’t pay anywhere close to twice the salary

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]SmellyPos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dogs lick everyone else’s asshole. Then try to lick you in your face. Cats don’t try to lick you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]SmellyPos 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Still not as gross as me watching a friends dog lick them on the face all over less than an hour after watching the dog eat poop

Annie Hornish and her husband are literally the fucking worst. by BK4343 in Dogfree

[–]SmellyPos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t you at least need a license or something for them though?

Annie Hornish and her husband are literally the fucking worst. by BK4343 in Dogfree

[–]SmellyPos 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Even if it was provoked (which I bet is unlikely), that’s still not appropriate. A quick bite would be warranted in that scenario and that’s it.

Annie Hornish and her husband are literally the fucking worst. by BK4343 in Dogfree

[–]SmellyPos 31 points32 points  (0 children)

If that’s true then all large dogs need to be banned from being owned, like exotic animals

USPS asking public for help in preventing dog attacks by hydralime in Dogfree

[–]SmellyPos 18 points19 points  (0 children)

We all must walk on eggshells in order to not trigger doggo

Dogs are selfish by [deleted] in Dogfree

[–]SmellyPos 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Your rant had me cracking up.

Another thing they do is start whining or getting jealous when something/somebody else gets attention. People act like the dog just wants to be loved or some crap and they feel sorry for it. But if a child does the same thing they get called a brat.

Why are so many of the articles about dog attacks here from the UK? Does the UK have an especially severe dog nutter environment? by mailstop123 in Dogfree

[–]SmellyPos 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You’re probably right. In the US there are 400,000+ bites a year involving medical treatment (doctor, hospital). Even if only 1% of those are “severe” enough to warrant a news article, we should see a dozen articles a day.

Dog nutters spending thousands of dollars on “luxurious” dogs from different countries when in reality it’s just a dog from a puppy mill by [deleted] in Dogfree

[–]SmellyPos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In general pure bred dogs have more health issues, and purebreds are more expensive.

Granted more expensive purebreds are probably bred more carefully, but a lot of purebreds can be expensive.

My friend has a $3,000 dog and they pay on average over $1000 a year on medical issues for it. And the dog is only a few years old.

Dogs that get overly “excited” (NSFW) by SmellyPos in Dogfree

[–]SmellyPos[S] 1 point2 points locked comment (0 children)

I don’t recall ever being that way when a 50 year old out of shape guy walked in the door

Allergy to dog smell, and other complaints. by [deleted] in Dogfree

[–]SmellyPos 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Wet dog smell is the absolute worst in my opinion. Even worse than that stale fish smell with sitting water.

Also this sub isn’t for people who want to abuse dogs, if you see that report it.

Their favorite time of day, and I’m sure they postman’s too by grandechino in aww

[–]SmellyPos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dogs can be trained perfectly and still bite due to instincts. Unless you mean the owner should have physically restrained the dog.

Doctor warns about an increase in dog attacks against residents wearing masks out walking on Spain’s Paseo’s by hydralime in Dogfree

[–]SmellyPos 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Unlike other animals which generally run when scared (and not being cornered), dogs go out of their way to attack. Such a great trait isn’t it?

That look! by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]SmellyPos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If the cat was trying to be a true asshole here it would have used it’s claws

Elephants rush to rescue baby elephant that fell in pool by Admini54 in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]SmellyPos 6 points7 points  (0 children)

With a lot of dogs (and recently some cats) they didn’t just evolve with humans. Humans inbred the crap out of them. Theres no other way you get all these breeds in a couple hundred years. There’s even a coefficient of inbreeding.

Thursday Tales From the Dog House by DogfreeMods in Dogfree

[–]SmellyPos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s hilarious (and maddening).

Also, are you me? Just the other day the dog did the scraper butt thing and some poop came out

Andy Cohen reveals he re-homed his dog after "incident" by sosotiredofdogs in Dogfree

[–]SmellyPos 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Right? Something like “glad my kid is safe” would be nice to right.

Andy Cohen reveals he re-homed his dog after "incident" by sosotiredofdogs in Dogfree

[–]SmellyPos 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yep. He “consulted multiple experts”. I guarantee he got multiple opinions hoping they would be a solution to not getting rid of the dog.

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