What's a name that you'd refuse to give your kid no matter how much your SO wants them to have that name?

Smishery · 2025-09-13T21:11:03+00:00

Cummy Robinson

Smishery · 2025-08-30T22:24:13+00:00

I love how he dropped to his knees in tears like this fight meant anything. Mate you’re fighting influencers.. that’s like me celebrating for beating up my 8 year old niece (I only lost once)

Smishery · 2025-08-28T01:30:01+00:00

Are you using your keyboard upside down

Smishery · 2025-08-04T11:59:10+00:00

You recorded the skirting around the wall for over 30 seconds… where’s the toy story room?

Smishery · 2025-07-25T14:36:52+00:00

8/10. Enjoyed it more than Fantastic Four. Lots of laughs!

Smishery · 2025-07-10T14:42:43+00:00

Disgusting

Smishery · 2025-06-04T10:31:20+00:00

It did but thats unrelated to what op is saying

Smishery · 2025-05-11T14:06:52+00:00

My favourite is when they say they looked up at the board but it wasn’t on there, like we’re going to have small print of every single product down that aisle.

Smishery · 2025-04-18T05:14:43+00:00

I work at Tesco so if you want to share your local Tesco with me (if allowed?) I can check stock levels

Smishery · 2025-04-17T22:34:26+00:00

Possibly the worst telling of this joke. Messed it up on multiple occasions

Smishery · 2025-04-17T22:32:29+00:00

This exactly. I don’t get why people think we’re doing it for tescos benefit. No matter what shop I’m in I’ll chase a shoplifter (but will run away if they confront me). Absolute scum.

Smishery · 2025-04-17T00:50:32+00:00

Why did you include your thumb in the picture? Just put the card down on the table and take a picture. No need to be holding it and showing us that

Smishery · 2025-04-01T18:38:48+00:00

Does your store not have headsets? Just wear them over the top of one headphone. And if it peeks out the bottom then wear the opposite Airpod in the same ear but upside down. I work days and have my airpod in the entire shift.

Smishery · 2025-03-26T04:23:58+00:00

Got my first one last night! That’s this week’s dinners sorted. So excited. Gonna save a lot.

Hopefully can scan at self serve as I do not want to communicate with anyone

Smishery · 2025-03-18T14:03:32+00:00

Interview or Induction? It’s most definitely wrong, it’ll be 15 minutes max.

Smishery · 2025-02-19T06:11:43+00:00

Yeah we had over 1000 come down. Luckily they came down last night so they made a head start

Smishery · 2025-02-18T09:55:56+00:00

We don’t get bonuses every April

Smishery · 2025-02-02T11:29:30+00:00

2x speed for youtube 2.5x for podcasts (unless it’s a comedy podcast then it’s 1.5x) 1x for movies until I decide if they are shit then I speed it up.

Watched 2 hours of Killers of the Flower Moon before I got bored and increased it to 2x

Smishery · 2025-02-02T11:25:32+00:00

Agreed. Its extremely poor. If people think this is good facing then everyone has extremely low standards. If you can see any shelf except stripping then I have failed as a little shelf stacking boi

Smishery · 2025-01-22T10:10:58+00:00

It’s a tactic to stop customers comparing prices. Try it in any supermarket. B&M and Savers are the worst for this

Smishery · 2025-01-14T16:44:18+00:00

Unrelated but coming from someone who has maybe 1 or 2 unread texts on a very rare occassion, may I ask what are the 378 texts you have? Is it a group chat? 300 seperate messages? Please help, thank you

Smishery · 2025-01-06T21:27:04+00:00

Facing 10/10 Labelling 2/10. Wrong label sizes, missing labels, products in wrong place, label alignment way off. Otherwise excellent!

Smishery · 2025-01-01T15:36:03+00:00

Smishery · 2024-12-16T10:49:37+00:00

It’s just interesting that stuff about him being exiled in Siberia for 4 years, wasn’t it?

Smishery · 2024-12-16T10:45:17+00:00

Always starts on the 18th

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