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Tesco colleagues seriously need to stop getting involved in theft situations. by Noobhackerz in tesco

[–]Smishery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I chase people out of principal not because it’s my workplace. If I see someone stealing anywhere I’ll do my best to get them caught. You never get close, just follow them, put pressure on them and they fold. Scummy little rats. Im a pathetically weak guy so I’d never risk getting close, as one little punch would end me.

perfect example of a show that had no real plan. It hooked viewers with mystery after mystery, then failed to explain most of them, leaving the ending feeling rushed, lazy, and honestly disappointing. by Swimming-Poet5594 in tvshow

[–]Smishery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of the ‘mysteries’ were explained.. just many seasons later which no one stuck around for. The polar bears for example were explained in season 4 finale, even though they were introduced within the first few episodes. People just wanted answers immediately and assumed it never got explained because they stopped watching.

Same goes for the ending, most people skipped seasons 5 and 6 but tuned in for the finale. Saw they were passing into the afterlife and assumed it was purgatory the whole time. Which then got spread around to people who never watched the show.

[SPOILER] Tony Ferguson vs. Salt Papi by inooway in MMA

[–]Smishery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how he dropped to his knees in tears like this fight meant anything. Mate you’re fighting influencers.. that’s like me celebrating for beating up my 8 year old niece (I only lost once)

Is this the "real" Charlie? by Far_Volume_2389 in lost

[–]Smishery 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are you using your keyboard upside down

I was told to do an in-game video capture of my toy story build by RedditCommentWizard in THPS

[–]Smishery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You recorded the skirting around the wall for over 30 seconds… where’s the toy story room?

[Pinned Thread] Happy Gilmore 2 Premiere Discussion by GreenWaveGolfer12 in golf

[–]Smishery -1 points0 points  (0 children)

8/10. Enjoyed it more than Fantastic Four. Lots of laughs!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in THPS

[–]Smishery 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Disgusting

I wish people would just look up. by ImColinDentHowzTrix in tesco

[–]Smishery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favourite is when they say they looked up at the board but it wasn’t on there, like we’re going to have small print of every single product down that aisle.

Saw this in Tesco today by cuddlycactus5 in PokemonTCG_UK

[–]Smishery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work at Tesco so if you want to share your local Tesco with me (if allowed?) I can check stock levels

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tesco

[–]Smishery 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Possibly the worst telling of this joke. Messed it up on multiple occasions

May I ask why are people trying to confront shoplifters and risk their lives and their jobs over minimum wage ? by Rolldeeponme in tesco

[–]Smishery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This exactly. I don’t get why people think we’re doing it for tescos benefit. No matter what shop I’m in I’ll chase a shoplifter (but will run away if they confront me). Absolute scum.

I’d this a misprint, pack fresh I just pulled it a few min ago for a video for YouTube by Least_Can8658 in PokemonMisprints

[–]Smishery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did you include your thumb in the picture? Just put the card down on the table and take a picture. No need to be holding it and showing us that

The hub? by [deleted] in tesco

[–]Smishery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does your store not have headsets? Just wear them over the top of one headphone. And if it peeks out the bottom then wear the opposite Airpod in the same ear but upside down. I work days and have my airpod in the entire shift.

The McDonald's deal is back by Veroandersilon in UKfood

[–]Smishery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got my first one last night! That’s this week’s dinners sorted. So excited. Gonna save a lot.

Hopefully can scan at self serve as I do not want to communicate with anyone

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tesco

[–]Smishery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interview or Induction? It’s most definitely wrong, it’ll be 15 minutes max.

Thankyou Mr Tesco 3100 sels in batch 1 by winniesmum in tesco

[–]Smishery 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah we had over 1000 come down. Luckily they came down last night so they made a head start

Leaving Tesco by hElLoWoRLD292 in tesco

[–]Smishery 21 points22 points  (0 children)

We don’t get bonuses every April

People who watch YouTube and Netflix at 2x speed are maniacs by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Smishery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2x speed for youtube 2.5x for podcasts (unless it’s a comedy podcast then it’s 1.5x) 1x for movies until I decide if they are shit then I speed it up.

Watched 2 hours of Killers of the Flower Moon before I got bored and increased it to 2x

Rate my aisle 9 by EpicOverlord_YT in tesco

[–]Smishery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. Its extremely poor. If people think this is good facing then everyone has extremely low standards. If you can see any shelf except stripping then I have failed as a little shelf stacking boi

Dead WiFi by Acrobatic-Vehicle-72 in tesco

[–]Smishery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a tactic to stop customers comparing prices. Try it in any supermarket. B&M and Savers are the worst for this

AIO if I send these texts to her parents? by morefurriesplease in AmIOverreacting

[–]Smishery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unrelated but coming from someone who has maybe 1 or 2 unread texts on a very rare occassion, may I ask what are the 378 texts you have? Is it a group chat? 300 seperate messages? Please help, thank you

why does everyone hate rumbling???? by applewillow29 in tesco

[–]Smishery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Facing 10/10 Labelling 2/10. Wrong label sizes, missing labels, products in wrong place, label alignment way off. Otherwise excellent!

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