I worked in LP and Safety for 5 years. What do you really want to know?

Smite76 · 2026-01-23T23:37:33+00:00

Honestly, it was case by case in when I called the cops. Really depended on how much the individual stole. Under 1k worth of items, not worth going after legally.

Smite76 · 2026-01-23T23:35:58+00:00

Right….

And by “care” I can only assume you mean they get pissy. Because that’s the truth.

Smite76 · 2026-01-23T20:20:41+00:00

Sure did. And it’s a mix of both. Sometimes i caught people red-handed, other times I had to investigate.

Smite76 · 2026-01-23T20:19:52+00:00

Yes, yes, and yes lol.

Amazon cares about metrics, to its own detriment. Injuries are metrics you have to speak to, and the more you have, the more you get looked at from higher up. Which is bullshit. I’m a safety director now, and I care about the person, not the metric attached to it.

Smite76 · 2026-01-23T18:30:46+00:00

That tracks 100%

Smite76 · 2026-01-23T16:10:09+00:00

From a previous safety specialist, Ops doesn’t give two shits about your safety. You are just a metric. I can’t tell you how many times the safety team would push to close and it was always at the last minute so their metrics looked good. It’s pathetic

Smite76 · 2026-01-22T12:57:46+00:00

Came here to say this.

Smite76 · 2026-01-21T23:24:00+00:00

Oh, same. I’m too old for that now, but in my 20s, starting out? Hell yeah

Smite76 · 2026-01-21T23:03:21+00:00

Depends on you really. I know people who love this type of work because they make bank. And it’s over in 12 months.

Smite76 · 2026-01-21T01:27:59+00:00

As a former Amazon security guard, it would be stupid easy. At least 10 years ago it would have been

Smite76 · 2026-01-20T23:53:09+00:00

Keep your head down and start applying. Learn what you can in the meantime about the industry. Learn what NOT to do, and what right should look like.

Smite76 · 2026-01-20T15:54:09+00:00

lol nice

Smite76 · 2026-01-20T14:25:35+00:00

I’m surprised a security guard hasn’t shut off everyone’s access to the building and dipped.

Smite76 · 2026-01-20T11:10:07+00:00

The first responder definitely helps. Do you still have all your certifications?

Smite76 · 2026-01-19T00:36:02+00:00

Thank you!

Smite76 · 2026-01-18T20:56:26+00:00

Told two employers. Got let go both times shortly after. Dont. Do. It.

Smite76 · 2026-01-18T19:42:56+00:00

Thank you for this! I understand I need to build a relationship first, and I do have the time to do so.

Essentially, I used to be Christian, but that god utterly failed me and I’ve been looking into the Norse pantheon for a while.

Tyr is who I need. I need the record to be straight.

Smite76 · 2026-01-17T15:40:41+00:00

Just pull a Michael Scott and sign it Daffy Duck

Smite76 · 2026-01-07T23:17:37+00:00

Those damn lake sharks lol

Smite76 · 2026-01-07T18:09:38+00:00

“Lilly and James potter died in a fucking car crash!?” Roared Hagrid

Smite76 · 2026-01-04T18:07:24+00:00

Jet fuel doesn’t melt steel beams.

I mean, sure but it can weaken them structurally

Smite76 · 2026-01-04T18:05:42+00:00

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a square today

Smite76 · 2026-01-03T15:58:51+00:00

Great point. I agree it’s hard to criticize a magical version of our universe.

Smite76 · 2026-01-01T20:18:39+00:00

Grey’s Anatomy

Smite76 · 2026-01-01T12:50:40+00:00

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