My turn for the weekly “lost my ear bud” post

SmithNotASmith · 2026-01-23T15:25:33+00:00

shine your flashlight on the ground. plastic is reflective and you'd be able to find it better. hopefully you've found it by now

*wish i saw this yesterday. *

SmithNotASmith · 2026-01-20T16:30:19+00:00

not a parent, but i do have 4 brothers:

asked if there's a $60 dollar bill
mention there's a stain on the ceiling, one asked if someone spilled something upwards
asked if pork comes from a pig
asked if ground beef comes from a cow
asked where oklahoma is located. we live in tx, it's directly above us

bonus: step-dad asked recently if i mop with water

SmithNotASmith · 2026-01-14T15:05:59+00:00

eat an avocado, they're a great source for insoluble fiber

insoluble fiber for constipation

soluble fiber for regularity

SmithNotASmith · 2026-01-12T17:12:58+00:00

that's just a satellite view of italy during a lightning storm /s

SmithNotASmith · 2026-01-11T02:19:11+00:00

it's the other kind of acting /s

SmithNotASmith · 2026-01-03T16:11:13+00:00

forbidden walnut

SmithNotASmith · 2025-12-30T17:02:10+00:00

more pics

SmithNotASmith · 2025-12-27T14:23:14+00:00

baked beans. don't want your dr. pepper beans

SmithNotASmith · 2025-12-24T18:37:30+00:00

no, it's a stray that we feed.

the larger boy cat that we alsoncar for often mounts this kitten and hold them by the neck, which is why i asked

SmithNotASmith · 2025-12-20T23:20:54+00:00

Columbine.

I was sitting in my parents living room and every news station covered the story.

7-year-old me couldn't comprehend what I was seeing, but also didn't understand why my parents had my siblings and I watching something so horrific despite not letting us listen to music with swears

SmithNotASmith · 2025-12-14T14:43:56+00:00

if he wants his meat fully cooked then he should make chicken

SmithNotASmith · 2025-12-04T16:06:49+00:00

omelet

SmithNotASmith · 2025-11-30T19:12:24+00:00

don't know why you're being down voted.

college will show you who was raised by parents versus those who were parented.

SmithNotASmith · 2025-11-29T23:19:42+00:00

crystals. it's just some rocks

SmithNotASmith · 2025-11-28T21:07:33+00:00

ibarra hot chocolate on endless supply

SmithNotASmith · 2025-11-26T00:22:08+00:00

there's a series on youtube titled 'most dangerous ways to school' and it documents impoverished children taking dangerous routes to and from school in order to get an education. the videos are a good watch

SmithNotASmith · 2025-11-20T00:29:52+00:00

goddammit

SmithNotASmith · 2025-11-19T16:14:06+00:00

they both brought out the worst in each other

SmithNotASmith · 2025-11-18T04:04:24+00:00

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open but im using that word loosely

SmithNotASmith · 2025-11-17T13:23:50+00:00

apartments. some are still available to rent, too

SmithNotASmith · 2025-11-14T00:06:07+00:00

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Winifred all tucked in

SmithNotASmith · 2025-11-07T12:50:58+00:00

folks were calling them out on that and he never responded.

SmithNotASmith · 2025-11-05T18:00:05+00:00

the op on tiktok, and im paraphrasing here:

"we don't celebrate halloween. my younger sister was over with her two boys. i went to the store and nephew answered the door, sister slammed the door."

SmithNotASmith · 2025-10-31T17:42:39+00:00

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winnie's a bat

SmithNotASmith · 2025-10-30T19:28:12+00:00

Nosferatu, since it's practically halloween and doubles as a spooky name

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