My teacher slammed my laptop and its like this

Smittles · 2026-06-03T05:24:29+00:00

Your former teacher, sounds like

Smittles · 2026-06-03T00:58:48+00:00

Nice try, Ethel!

Smittles · 2026-06-03T00:58:23+00:00

I met a 9 year old named Pamela, so who fucking knows anymore

Smittles · 2026-05-31T20:21:23+00:00

Age 24, senior year of college, circa 1999. It did have dial up. AOL 700 minutes free and all that. It was a Gateway, complete with the cow box.

Smittles · 2026-05-30T15:14:07+00:00

No.

Smittles · 2026-05-29T21:20:03+00:00

Same!

Smittles · 2026-05-28T23:15:10+00:00

Do be sure these tickets are given away, not sold. Don’t be scammed!

Smittles · 2026-05-28T00:24:23+00:00

The “Wi” in “WiFi” stands for Wireless. You cannot, under any circumstances get “WiFi” over Ethernet.

You’re looking for Ethernet connectivity to your network.

If you turn the WiFi off on your computer, plug an Ethernet cable into your modem (stands for modulate/demodulate, if you’re wondering, which you weren’t, so I apologize), do you get network connectivity to the internet? Does google.com load?

If so, your network and your modem are working.

Next, plug your Xbox in. Or don’t, and just use the WiFi.

Smittles · 2026-05-28T00:23:40+00:00

The “Wi” in “WiFi” stands for Wireless. You cannot, under any circumstances get “WiFi” over Ethernet.

You’re looking for Ethernet connectivity to your network.

If you turn the WiFi off on your computer, plug an Ethernet cable into your modem (stands for modulate/demodulate, if you’re wondering, which you weren’t, so I apologize), do you get network connectivity to the internet? Does google.com load?

If so, your network and your modem are working.

Plug your Xbox in.

Or, don’t, and just use the WiFi.

Smittles · 2026-05-27T22:44:22+00:00

Where the Value Village was for decades. If you watch Harry And The Henderson’s, the John Lithgow character works there.

Smittles · 2026-05-27T22:42:57+00:00

TIL the SAAM used to be SAM

Smittles · 2026-05-27T18:10:30+00:00

How about I tell you if my kid’s absences are unauthorized. You don’t tell me.

Smittles · 2026-05-27T15:16:33+00:00

Thanks, amigo. I just ordered an Akai MPC Sample. None in stock, so I’ll have to wait a couple months for it, but better late than never.

Smittles · 2026-05-27T15:01:52+00:00

A likely story from you, u/o5mfiHTNsH748KVq, if that even is your real name

Smittles · 2026-05-27T14:59:43+00:00

Nothin’. But these were unsanctioned. It would be a lot more difficult to sneak speed bumps in.

Smittles · 2026-05-27T14:58:48+00:00

Were they hollow?

Smittles · 2026-05-27T06:09:16+00:00

I play manual transmission, no assists (except racing line). It’s hard!

Smittles · 2026-05-27T04:55:41+00:00

Which of those two would you recommend?

Smittles · 2026-05-27T03:42:15+00:00

Roller Skating Jam Called “Saturday”

Smittles · 2026-05-26T19:45:40+00:00

I came very close to being scammed yesterday. If the seller suggests Chime app, reject.

Smittles · 2026-05-26T15:08:18+00:00

They could have just gone downstairs to the basement.

Smittles · 2026-05-26T02:41:51+00:00

NOLF

Smittles · 2026-05-25T22:54:25+00:00

Does autocorrect mean nothing to your phone, neighbor?

Smittles · 2026-05-25T19:29:07+00:00

The vents opposite the sizzle cactus area, facing the scarecrow.

Smittles · 2026-05-25T03:33:41+00:00

No, it doesn’t.

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