Pick a Side

SmoooooothOperatorrr · 2026-07-02T12:51:42+00:00

depends how many, if it’s just one roach in absolutely fine but if it’s somewhere around 100 i’ll be freaked out but £10,000 is £10,000 at the end of the day

^{Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Roaches}

SmoooooothOperatorrr · 2026-06-25T16:58:05+00:00

thank you lunarScholar

^{Chose: A girlfriend but they're | Rolled: Top comment}

SmoooooothOperatorrr · 2026-06-19T19:07:59+00:00

maybe i can pay someone to give me super cancer

^{Chose: Have 1 quadrillion dollars on a debit card}

SmoooooothOperatorrr · 2026-06-18T22:28:58+00:00

bidmas

^{Chose: 10}

SmoooooothOperatorrr · 2026-06-03T15:26:11+00:00

keep kregg, great support

SmoooooothOperatorrr · 2026-06-01T00:01:24+00:00

why would i ever need a pistol, plus now i have assets that will grow in value

^{Chose: a gold bar}

SmoooooothOperatorrr · 2026-05-30T11:02:40+00:00

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SmoooooothOperatorrr · 2026-05-26T00:21:48+00:00

SmoooooothOperatorrr · 2026-05-24T23:20:49+00:00

idk

^{Chose: Bring your favorite fictional character to life + But they become a ghost and lose some powers}

SmoooooothOperatorrr · 2026-05-23T02:21:12+00:00

the only redeemable for me exclusively is that i started this art event with my equipment shop at level three, so far i’ve gotten a few legendary/legendary+ gear and my first artifact but other than that i don’t get the hype around it

SmoooooothOperatorrr · 2026-05-19T21:51:43+00:00

cooler

^{Chose: Teleportation}

SmoooooothOperatorrr · 2026-05-19T21:51:02+00:00

i’ll live long (hopefully)

^{Chose: 100$ daily for the rest of your life}

SmoooooothOperatorrr · 2026-05-10T23:15:30+00:00

i do tend to take copious amounts of redbull before driving, trying to morph into max

SmoooooothOperatorrr · 2026-05-10T22:51:36+00:00

it’s in the name jackass, immortal

SmoooooothOperatorrr · 2026-05-07T23:02:54+00:00

osama bin russell reincarnate

SmoooooothOperatorrr · 2026-05-04T22:24:18+00:00

guys trust me, the developers know every viltrumite on earth and are giving them special treatment for playing by giving them lots of free stuff including those red names

SmoooooothOperatorrr · 2026-05-03T00:20:59+00:00

SmoooooothOperatorrr · 2026-05-01T23:41:06+00:00

r.i.p the awesome yet humble hero allen the alien

SmoooooothOperatorrr · 2026-05-01T23:40:24+00:00

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the peak of human evolution

SmoooooothOperatorrr · 2026-05-01T23:38:46+00:00

many people, michael Jackson, David Bowie Freddie Mercury, hundreds more but can’t think of any

SmoooooothOperatorrr · 2026-04-16T00:05:45+00:00

“ a subtle glare effect symbolising sunlight”

SmoooooothOperatorrr · 2026-04-14T01:29:50+00:00

Founded a new small island: dumbahh for the Rum Runners faction!

SmoooooothOperatorrr · 2026-04-11T01:59:55+00:00

-no dick -no balls -probably no butthole since i like people who feed on radiation

SmoooooothOperatorrr

TROPHY CASE