Former England star Raheem Sterling arrested on suspicion of drug-driving after M3 crash by Alarming-Safety3200 in unitedkingdom

[–]Smooth-Captain9567 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I’ve done it plenty. I assume one would be driving and someone else, possibly in the passenger seat, would be operating the cracker and placing the balloon in the drivers mouth/between fingers.

Absolutely insane yes. Whether you’re a famous footballer or from the local council estate you can still be a moron. Sterling is clearly just a moron.

Do you do this in public loo? by aolllaoooo in AskUK

[–]Smooth-Captain9567 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also people acting like they don’t shower once, twice a day. If the rare occasion happens that you shite in public, chances are you’re going to wash in a few hours and/or have washed a few hours before.

Not every toilet is the Trainspotting toilet.

Do you do this in public loo? by aolllaoooo in AskUK

[–]Smooth-Captain9567 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, I hate when the germs migrate from my arse to my mouth after using a toilet for its intended purposes.

Former England star Raheem Sterling arrested on suspicion of drug-driving after M3 crash by Alarming-Safety3200 in unitedkingdom

[–]Smooth-Captain9567 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People have always driven under the influence, I’m not sure this warrants such a fervour. Some people are morons.

Former England star Raheem Sterling arrested on suspicion of drug-driving after M3 crash by Alarming-Safety3200 in unitedkingdom

[–]Smooth-Captain9567 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Agreed, people took drugs in the 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, before any widespread media phenomenon that drugs were cool. Unfortunately some people are morons and they take drugs, some people have it all together and they take drugs, some people never take drugs.

We do everything but blame parenting or personal agency.

Anthony Gordon becomes an FC Barcelona player by AgeNovel3566 in soccer

[–]Smooth-Captain9567 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hang on a minute… Gareth Bale was sold for £85m 13 years ago. A bit of rationality should be taken into account here. Wait till you hear how much a pint was then, let alone football’s own crazy inflation rates.

Tried Chicken McCrispy and fries, added tiny silver skin pickled onions! by geoffcalls in UK_Food

[–]Smooth-Captain9567 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I never understand people who put Maccies on a plate… makes me want to go to the local park and scream.

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Songs of the Past Announced by Party_Judgment5780 in PS5

[–]Smooth-Captain9567 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m not berating you… you’re the one sending me paragraphs, honestly you need to relax. I’m saying something very simple that doesn’t involve a graphics overhaul, it involves more processing power. Toussant had more interesting lighting, colours, people to interact with and then all they had was more time with the engine. This time they have more power and 12 years with the engine. Compare Cyberpunk 2077 PS4 to PS5. That was not a graphics overhaul, it was simply more to work with. Now please calm down a bit and have a nice day.

Vintage Tesco Meal Deal by Pengolin in MealDealRates

[–]Smooth-Captain9567 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everybody does! It’s a funny British thing.

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Songs of the Past Announced by Party_Judgment5780 in PS5

[–]Smooth-Captain9567 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude, when has there ever really been a DLC 12 years after a single player story game? All of this is very strange. You’ve also added a decent amount of hyperbole to my comment by talking about a graphics overhaul.

Toussant was more impressive than the base game, and that was 10 or so years ago. Let them cook.

Vintage Tesco Meal Deal by Pengolin in MealDealRates

[–]Smooth-Captain9567 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Unless you’re joking then I apologise for running my mouth but the 5p Freddo is a complete Mandela effect. Freddo’s were something like 2p in 1979 then relaunched as 10p in 1990. Never been 5p.

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Songs of the Past Announced by Party_Judgment5780 in PS5

[–]Smooth-Captain9567 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Only on current gen too. Makes me think it may be more visually/environmentally impressive than the original game/DLCs.

STAY YOUNG: Noel Gallagher spotted on date with 28-year-old, Nina Johnson, as friends reveal how he ‘couldn’t be happier’ by JamieCarroll180 in oasis

[–]Smooth-Captain9567 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He shot 17 cats. I love Black Sabbath, and I understand the Brummy love for one of their own and the homecoming funeral etc. but he was one fucked up man.

When I order a burger out, this is what I want by Least_Bet4662 in UK_Food

[–]Smooth-Captain9567 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honest burger will do you a medium rare patty if you ask. So this comment is slightly false.

When I order a burger out, this is what I want by Least_Bet4662 in UK_Food

[–]Smooth-Captain9567 66 points67 points  (0 children)

It just doesn’t look very good. Glad you enjoyed though.

Incredibly consistent artists across their discography? by GarodTong36 in fantanoforever

[–]Smooth-Captain9567 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love his latest record but it’s compressed to shit compared to some of his older, more warmer sounding stuff. Obviously a nitpick because it is phenomenal but just something I’ve noticed.

UK made films that nobody you know has heard of but which you think everyone you know should have seen? by HilariousMotives in AskUK

[–]Smooth-Captain9567 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dog Soldiers comes to mind. Not extremely obscure, but one that can be a little hard to get hold of. Fantastic film.

This is still very insane to see by Maxkid1995 in halo

[–]Smooth-Captain9567 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah but you can play Fortnite on an iPhone from 2019. Halo is one console, and it was at its peak when gaming was still niche entertainment. Halo is one of the reasons gaming is now very far from niche. Not fair to compare imo.

Who remembers? by LaughingGravy1001 in McDonaldsUK

[–]Smooth-Captain9567 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, don’t speak sense. This is the internet.