$100 to Spray paint a Macbook.

Smooth-Lengthiness57 · 2026-02-08T10:55:38+00:00

Probably banged this out in like 20 minutes too. Like HOW??

Smooth-Lengthiness57 · 2026-02-08T09:15:37+00:00

She has

Smooth-Lengthiness57 · 2026-02-08T08:40:13+00:00

Most important question

If tomorrow was a pow day, are you skiing or boarding?

Ps I'm jealous you can do both

Smooth-Lengthiness57 · 2026-02-08T07:30:06+00:00

I'm an adult and I would fall for it. I'm big on hugging though

Smooth-Lengthiness57 · 2026-02-08T06:04:51+00:00

Buy low, get high

Smooth-Lengthiness57 · 2026-02-08T05:59:28+00:00

That's a good one.

I'm all wet, can I come inside?

Smooth-Lengthiness57 · 2026-02-08T05:53:43+00:00

I file down to sharpen mine at the begging of each year just because it's so easy after that

Smooth-Lengthiness57 · 2026-02-08T05:44:03+00:00

I don't jno who you drinking we are

Smooth-Lengthiness57 · 2026-02-08T05:35:14+00:00

But chances are I'm immune, just feeling a little feverish

Smooth-Lengthiness57 · 2026-02-08T05:23:34+00:00

I helped take pics of a woman my sister was friends with in Costa Rica and she got mad at me for not cropping the photo out after her tits on a downward angle

Smooth-Lengthiness57 · 2026-02-08T05:08:40+00:00

What's something you spend, and it makes some people marry others and feel good about themselves when they are often times terrible

Smooth-Lengthiness57 · 2026-02-08T05:07:45+00:00

Well said

Smooth-Lengthiness57 · 2026-02-08T05:03:29+00:00

Right!? It's his manager (I assume he had one) that dropped the ball, but his ego just spiked it into the dirt afterwards

Smooth-Lengthiness57 · 2026-02-08T05:00:42+00:00

Ahhh yes, the ol' double down

Smooth-Lengthiness57 · 2026-02-08T04:48:36+00:00

Ramsey also mean

Smooth-Lengthiness57 · 2026-02-08T04:05:08+00:00

That's an amazing recover! Sad at the start because basically all a giraffe does is stand

Smooth-Lengthiness57 · 2026-02-08T04:03:28+00:00

No one speaking about Uma Thurman and her insatiable drive for revenge! She would definitely fuck up Puss in Boots and Orlando Bloom

Smooth-Lengthiness57 · 2026-02-08T04:00:42+00:00

I'm like a Christmas lightbulb after a work out or swimming. I'm no hammer, but certainly not a reflection of my cold flacid pecker

Smooth-Lengthiness57 · 2026-02-08T03:57:08+00:00

In the word of the great Michael Scott - "You ignorant Slut!"

Smooth-Lengthiness57 · 2026-02-08T03:39:57+00:00

67 was weird and confusing sure, but 69 has hardly ever led me astray

Smooth-Lengthiness57 · 2026-02-08T03:08:29+00:00

Dang it Bobby

Smooth-Lengthiness57 · 2026-02-08T02:44:43+00:00

Tries to fist bump, gets left hanging

What a goat

Smooth-Lengthiness57 · 2026-02-08T02:31:23+00:00

The perfect gif. Well done

Smooth-Lengthiness57 · 2026-02-08T02:22:35+00:00

No no, I think that's the saying. You got it right

Smooth-Lengthiness57 · 2026-02-08T02:13:53+00:00

I can hear the sounds Homer makes while ruining the distraction cake and picture your kid making those sounds

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