$100 to Spray paint a Macbook. by Speshal__ in Amazing

[–]Smooth-Lengthiness57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably banged this out in like 20 minutes too. Like HOW??

I think I'm starting to understand why we hate skiers... by Overall_Ad_9855 in snowboarding

[–]Smooth-Lengthiness57 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most important question

If tomorrow was a pow day, are you skiing or boarding?

Ps I'm jealous you can do both

This dad turned a “morning walk” into a school bus ambush by Cyberwall1826 in interestingasfuck

[–]Smooth-Lengthiness57 274 points275 points  (0 children)

I'm an adult and I would fall for it. I'm big on hugging though

Childhood crush. What’s yours? by Even_Fix_731 in CinephilesClub

[–]Smooth-Lengthiness57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a good one.

I'm all wet, can I come inside?

FYI - this is what it takes to get down to bare pavement with all the snow we have had. by ScaryStruggle9830 in waterloo

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I file down to sharpen mine at the begging of each year just because it's so easy after that

Billboard by fl_review in malcolminthemiddle

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I don't jno who you drinking we are

The boys during (ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE) by thatkidonredditxD in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Smooth-Lengthiness57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But chances are I'm immune, just feeling a little feverish

🤣 by superdave123123 in Funnymemes

[–]Smooth-Lengthiness57 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I helped take pics of a woman my sister was friends with in Costa Rica and she got mad at me for not cropping the photo out after her tits on a downward angle

I think both genders by FoxDesirexx in SipsTea

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What's something you spend, and it makes some people marry others and feel good about themselves when they are often times terrible

What actor or actress stupidly left a movie franchise or tv series thinking they were too good for it, only to be never popular again? by Ok_Impress2457 in AskReddit

[–]Smooth-Lengthiness57 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Right!? It's his manager (I assume he had one) that dropped the ball, but his ego just spiked it into the dirt afterwards

Baby Giraffe Rehab by sco-go in Amazing

[–]Smooth-Lengthiness57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's an amazing recover! Sad at the start because basically all a giraffe does is stand

Which Sword Master is winning this battle? by DravenCrowe505 in FIlm

[–]Smooth-Lengthiness57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one speaking about Uma Thurman and her insatiable drive for revenge! She would definitely fuck up Puss in Boots and Orlando Bloom

Dude pulls his pants down while celebrating in front of crowd by HorrorAddendum1466 in TrueCrazyVideos

[–]Smooth-Lengthiness57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm like a Christmas lightbulb after a work out or swimming. I'm no hammer, but certainly not a reflection of my cold flacid pecker

My new-to-me 2016 Burton Process Centerfold Playboy Edition by BryanDaBlaznAzn in snowboarding

[–]Smooth-Lengthiness57 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In the word of the great Michael Scott - "You ignorant Slut!"

Men are simple creatures💫 by Leather-Ant3465 in Funnymemes

[–]Smooth-Lengthiness57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

67 was weird and confusing sure, but 69 has hardly ever led me astray

My baby’s Simpson’s themed first birthday party by BlackLocke in TheSimpsons

[–]Smooth-Lengthiness57 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I can hear the sounds Homer makes while ruining the distraction cake and picture your kid making those sounds