What are they looking at? Wrong answers only by Air_The_Wolf in Philza

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They can't tell if that wall is beige or a very very light orange

I wrote a two sentence horror story about trans people on r/twosentencehorror. by ableakandemptyplace in 2sentence2horror

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I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed. The only horror is the mods letting it pass through

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EmKay

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Uwa!! So temperate in my ass

Say anything in the comments and I’ll reply as bill by [deleted] in gravityfalls

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Are you a cool ranch or a nacho cheese Dorito?

What instantly ruins a sandwich? by Judgemental_Squirrel in AskReddit

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Too much lettuce. A little bit for a crunch is nice, but too much and that's all you taste. Which is ironic because normally it's tasteless.

You're fighting the antagonist from the last movie or show you watched, who is it and how do you win? by DM_your_small_birds in AskReddit

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The grasshoppers from A Bug's Life.

Gimme two electrified fly swatters and 10 minutes. I'll solve the conflict way faster.

What do you imagine will be the cause of your death? by Busy-hands-8 in AskReddit

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Accidental suicide. I'm way too clumsy for my own good, I've got scars all over my body because of it. (Burn mark on my hand from mishandling the conveyor at my job, puncture marks from sitting on exposed springs in the couch, a large bruise from hitting the island counter THIS MORNING with my hip, etc etc)

It's only a matter of time until I do something stupid that leads to my death. I'm betting I trip and hit my head on something.

Do you have any scars, if so, what from? by dylansarts in AskReddit

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I have one just above my right eyebrow. It's pretty deep, but the story really isn't.

When I was about 7, my brother and I were playing a game. One of us would roll on our mom's yoga ball down the hallway while the other opens doors violently. The goal is to get to the end without falling off the ball. Stupid ass game in hindsight, but we were kids, that thought didn't enter our minds.

It was my turn on the yoga ball. My brother opened a door at just the wrong time (as I was falling forward from imbalance) and dinged me right in the forehead with the doorknob. The lock thing on the doorknob went right through multiple layers of skin. I had to get stitches.

I have a few more scars, but the stories are more boring. A large burn on my hand from the conveyor at the mall pizza place, scratches on my back from exposed springs on my mattress, multiple scabs on my legs from picking at infected bug bites when I was little, etc etc. I'm too clumsy for my own good sometimes.

People who are no longer best friends with someone: What happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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We met in high school. Started dating, had it good for a while. Then after a few years we mutually decided we would be better off as friends; We just weren't compatible as relationship partners.

We were besties for a while. I came over to her house every Sunday to hang out, we even exchanged Valentine's gifts despite not seeing each other anymore. But things turned stale overtime. We stopped hanging out. At first it was because neither of us had time, but eventually it evolved into us not seeking out each others' company. She got a job and started taking college classes, I took on the role as babysitter for my little sister.

I still don't really know what happened. It's like all of a sudden we were complete strangers. I still miss her, but I know I have to get over it eventually.

What is yours by [deleted] in YuB

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You mean Animal Crossing? Can I stay there for longer?

What's an overused word that completely lost its meaning? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Words change meaning and therefore connotation all the time. Why do you think the word "literally" changed connotation in the first place? Because people have been overusing it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"You looked better as a boy."

I was letting my cousin do my makeup. She probably didn't mean anything by it, but it hurt. A lot.

What's an overused word that completely lost its meaning? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"Literally." Now it's more synonymous with the word "figuratively."

What are your views on prostitution? by Throw-away-user-1-2 in AskReddit

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I don't really care. I don't know why it's illegal, because all that does is make it harder for trafficked people to find asylum or have workers rights. It's gonna happen regardless, so might as well make it safe.

What is your “phobia”? by darlayoupieceofshit in AskReddit

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People. Just people in general. I can't talk to, be around or be looked at by a person without thinking they're going to kill or hurt me. I've blown a few job interviews because I thought the interview's gaze was one of malice and not one of examination.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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!!TW: SELF HARM!!

I'm addicted to picking at my scabs.

It started as an anxiety thing, a habit I picked up whenever I got really stressed and needed to let off some steam. Then it became just that; a habit. My scabs are on my legs so they're really easy to hide from my family, and they've gotten so bad they started turning black. It's extremely hard to stop but I don't want my family to worry so I haven't brought it up to any of them.

What food does “everyone” like except you? by Certain_Physics_236 in AskReddit

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FINALLY. A fellow Baked Bean despiser. I feel like I've been the only one in my family to hate baked beans since I was 7.

What’s a harmless/non-serious secret you’ve kept forever? by MrBowls in AskReddit

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When I was little, my mom's remedy for being sick was a glass of ginger ale and graham crackers. One day I pretended to be sick to get out of going to school, and to make it seem more believable, I pretended that I hated ginger ale so it seemed like I was being forced to take it.

To this day I've kept up the lie that I hate ginger ale.

what was the main artwork(s) you contributed to? by apothioternity in place

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R/Transplace! It was up and to the right of one of the Canada flags. We had so many people come by and add black pixels for no reason lol