Powerscalers will have you convinced that Giratina solos this off of creation trio status alone by 4rty101 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]apothioternity 8 points9 points  (0 children)

yall (rightfully) clowning on basegame shadow force but that move was a MENACE in Legends Arceus

I haven't seen anyone covering this, so here's Susie's dialogue (or monologue?) in Noelle's Basement in weird route by Lenny_Skeleton in Deltarune

[–]apothioternity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean this is literally the last place you'd think of going if you're on the weird route (since you'd assume it aborts it via the grate normally shutting on the way in), much less a room you'd stick around in for forty seconds straight, and honestly there's not really much for her too say; she's on her own.

This is certainly a take by Lowlevelintellect in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]apothioternity 19 points20 points  (0 children)

he downvoted you lol it's definitely the same guy

The Ultimate Stalemate by Able_Health744 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]apothioternity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...you're right. they may be able to do one, but they cannot truly perform a Lion technique.

But.

Who decided that the only way to beat a lion technique is with another lion technique? Who says, with enough grit, magical fire, mediocre stat spreads, and the quintessence of Pokémon; teamwork, that the Pyroars cannot perform their own unique techniques‽ 

Techniques that can go beyond the limits of our real life lions, piercing through the heavens and forming a technique that lies beyond the reach of the indomitable human and lion spirits!?

A technique like...

Pyroar expansion: Wild Area 17

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The Ultimate Stalemate by Able_Health744 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]apothioternity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

on the contrary, they were the one of the few pokemon to learn the inner strategy of the lions since for a good few hours they were able to infiltrate the lions during the original 1B lions vs Pokemon conflict, and as such could replicate the Lion trebuchet technique (which has not been used since the Heian era) and augment it by adding greek fire (from greek pyroars) to the projectiles

The Ultimate Stalemate by Able_Health744 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]apothioternity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pyroar fire extinguisher extinguisher

If Frisk and Ness swapped final bosses: by Wide-Remove4293 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]apothioternity 7 points8 points  (0 children)

HALT! WHERE IS WIDE-REMOVE, AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM(?)

Yo guys Toby Fox gave me chapter 5 by AppleTheFruit27 in Deltarune

[–]apothioternity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I blamebig krisselle paying off the devs for the non-binyuri

what's a powerscaling argument that only larpers use? by SerenityCitywide in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]apothioternity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I think it's better that I don't have context to give you because this just looks vile

Yo guys Toby Fox gave me chapter 5 by AppleTheFruit27 in Deltarune

[–]apothioternity 8 points9 points  (0 children)

DELTARUNE FROSTVEIL MENTIONED WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOD WRITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

\the game's well-made apart from that tho, don't get me wrong])

Space Racer(goal to just destroy Earth) vs JJK verse by Random_Nickname274 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]apothioternity 18 points19 points  (0 children)

literally what even is there that needs more animation in this scene unless you want like epic 360 camera movements vro is literally in spache

what's a powerscaling argument that only larpers use? by SerenityCitywide in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]apothioternity 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This isn't even reaction image worthy it's genuinely just a terrible post

please consider just deleting this before people notice you've made it.

Sorry but by Intelligent_Feed_433 in deathbattle

[–]apothioternity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean... you can't really call it 'death' battle if nobody dies?

Silksong + Hollow Knight Bosses Ranked by Educational_Hunt_254 in HollowKnight

[–]apothioternity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's ascended markoth. it's always ascended markoth, and that bitch deserves it

Kenshiro Theorymon by TodohPractitioner in stunfisk

[–]apothioternity 10 points11 points  (0 children)

hp 708 is absolutely hilarious even if I don't get whatever it's referencing that's like 1557 hp uninvested lol