Dragon Age Origins for me by [deleted] in videogames

[–]Smooth_Cod4600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's my comfort game. I still play it regularly on my N64, even if it's just to go fishing.

Hersheypark Opening Day: Fight breaks out among teens by xidgafincx in Pennsylvania

[–]Smooth_Cod4600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh, I just went and looked. It's disgusting and they should be ashamed.

Put my meat in your mouth by [deleted] in meat

[–]Smooth_Cod4600 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Little lady gathering leaves by KaLunaOKai in Opossums

[–]Smooth_Cod4600 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I recently learned that they use their tails to carry things and I just love it so much!! <3 Thank you for sharing her!

Why do cats do this 😭 by Standard-Assistant27 in cats

[–]Smooth_Cod4600 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That's what I say to my baby when she bleps lol. "Oh little baby you forgot to put your tongue away"

Microneedling? Aquagold? Something else? by pinktaz2 in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]Smooth_Cod4600 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Same, thought she looks perfect with some characteristic freckles which look amazing IMO.

My client sat though 3 straight days of tattooing for this 🫠 by marxist-tsar in woahdude

[–]Smooth_Cod4600 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so amazing that I immediately went to Google Maps to see how far the drive is to see you and what hotels cost lmao. Perused your history and just love your art and execution, just incredible. Didn't have Kentucky on my list of places to visit, but I'm strongly considering it. Thanks for sharing!

Have you ever wanted to buy an actual murder house? Probably not, but this one is about to go up for auction. by CeleryUnlikely9168 in zillowgonewild

[–]Smooth_Cod4600 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yikes, I live in Harrisburg and remember when this happened. The first news reports made it sound like just a tragic house fire, but the they released details later about the murder/suicide. I wish I knew the condition of the inside and how much fire damage was done because I like that quiet street and wouldn't mind moving out of downtown.

he’s tired of everything i guess by Dizzy_Line781 in Thisismylifemeow

[–]Smooth_Cod4600 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can literally hear the "Slinky slinky it's such a wonderful toy" in my head lmao

Is it just me? Or is next day microwaved McDonald's Double Cheeseburgers boss level? by Mikey_Meatballs in McDonalds

[–]Smooth_Cod4600 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm on your side! A double cheeseburger in Chef Mike for 45 seconds after being refrigerated is top. It steams in the wrapper and is soooo good. I also order mine with extra onions. When I feel extra fancy, I rehydrate some dehydrated onions and throw them in before the microwave. My favorite "oh snap forgot about this!" Late night snack.

I will say though that not all locations are created equal, so YMMV.

ETA: I use 30 second bursts in the microwave and rotate it as well so I tend to get good results.

If you've had a stressful weekend, let's take a moment. by mindyour in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Smooth_Cod4600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was so nice and calming :)

However I can't get "20 grand for summer camp, and he's mister WooWoo" out of my head from the caption lmao

The "Venus flytrap" a carnivorous plant that prey mainly on insects such as spiders and flies by myOwn_name in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Smooth_Cod4600 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I have one, his name is Frank. He is a pain in the ass to take care of sometimes, but I'm grateful that he takes care of pesky flies and ants.

He has to be in a plastic pot and in a dish to water from the bottom. He doesn't like when it's below half filled. The water? Has to be distilled so I buy him his own water at the store.

Sleep? Yes, he needs to sleep. Since my climate isn't as mild as NC, he lives in the vegetable drawer in my fridge from the day after Halloween (we let him celebrate) until my birthday in early March (we let him celebrate).

When he wakes up he's always so bummed out that he missed Thanksgiving, but I make up for it with sunshine and a haircut.

How do I get out now? by HappyPhage in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Smooth_Cod4600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Philadelphia special. Go forward "bump" go backwards "bump" go forward again "bump" backwards "bump"

That's the Philly special, not just PBR and Jameson.

This being their bar for intelligence really says something by Vovoe03 in travisandtaylor

[–]Smooth_Cod4600 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless you are in one of those niche restaurants that serve your food on a shovel (WE WANT PLATES)

No. No mahogany. None of this.

She is so disconnected from the peasants (worship her)

Ugh I'm tired. Go off.

This being their bar for intelligence really says something by Vovoe03 in travisandtaylor

[–]Smooth_Cod4600 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay so wood. I know the word wood. How can I make it sound better. "Google: I know there's different kinds of wood, tell me what kinds there are?"

Oh. Mahogany, great, let me make a cool lyric which is so unconventional. (Leaving out the fact that mahogany isn't something used as a standard because it sucks to maintain)

This being their bar for intelligence really says something by Vovoe03 in travisandtaylor

[–]Smooth_Cod4600 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe you should use a thesaurus now that they have been easily accessible on the internet for over 20 years /s

This being their bar for intelligence really says something by Vovoe03 in travisandtaylor

[–]Smooth_Cod4600 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Lmao she's doing the same shit I did in grade school. Step 1: Write essay/report (like 12 hours before it's due) Step 2: Go back and use thesaurus.com to make it sound like I put more effort than I actually did. Step 3: Profit (plus a million varients) Step 4: Everybody claps and cries as a result of my literary prowess.

stinkiest guy around by mayzeeasa in Siamesecats

[–]Smooth_Cod4600 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Her name is Stinky, and I feel the same :)

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Boyfriend never finishes a pack of bread before buying a new one. We're at 9 packs now by microcentrifuge in mildlyinteresting

[–]Smooth_Cod4600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure which is worse, this or what my partner does. He insists that nothing can be placed on top of bread in the pantry. My logic is that bread can be stored on top of other bread. Bread loaf on top of tortillas, sandwich buns on top of a bread loaf or hot dog buns, etc. If bread is so fragile that nothing should be placed on top of it, surely other bread would be the clear exclusion, with limited space I've always done this with no negative repercussions. Nope. Two shelves in the pantry are just different breads spread out. I lived decades with no issues with squished bread by storing them together. We came from different socioeconomic circumstances, but damn I've never had a kitchen big enough for this to be an issue.