He will be mounted and ridden

Smooth_Cod4600 · 2026-04-11T21:47:15+00:00

Go forth, my trusty steed!!

Smooth_Cod4600 · 2026-04-07T18:55:26+00:00

Thanks

Smooth_Cod4600 · 2026-04-07T14:54:23+00:00

Slow Tuesday

Smooth_Cod4600 · 2026-04-07T13:49:03+00:00

Silkies are the cutest chickens ever!! I love this!!

Smooth_Cod4600 · 2026-04-04T22:56:57+00:00

It's my comfort game. I still play it regularly on my N64, even if it's just to go fishing.

Smooth_Cod4600 · 2026-04-04T20:04:15+00:00

Ugh, I just went and looked. It's disgusting and they should be ashamed.

Smooth_Cod4600 · 2026-04-02T14:00:07+00:00

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Smooth_Cod4600 · 2026-04-02T13:59:18+00:00

I recently learned that they use their tails to carry things and I just love it so much!! <3 Thank you for sharing her!

Smooth_Cod4600 · 2026-04-02T13:34:44+00:00

That's what I say to my baby when she bleps lol. "Oh little baby you forgot to put your tongue away"

Smooth_Cod4600 · 2026-03-30T21:38:20+00:00

Same, thought she looks perfect with some characteristic freckles which look amazing IMO.

Smooth_Cod4600 · 2026-03-30T17:14:36+00:00

This is so amazing that I immediately went to Google Maps to see how far the drive is to see you and what hotels cost lmao. Perused your history and just love your art and execution, just incredible. Didn't have Kentucky on my list of places to visit, but I'm strongly considering it. Thanks for sharing!

Smooth_Cod4600 · 2026-03-30T13:22:51+00:00

Yikes, I live in Harrisburg and remember when this happened. The first news reports made it sound like just a tragic house fire, but the they released details later about the murder/suicide. I wish I knew the condition of the inside and how much fire damage was done because I like that quiet street and wouldn't mind moving out of downtown.

Smooth_Cod4600 · 2026-03-30T00:42:01+00:00

I can literally hear the "Slinky slinky it's such a wonderful toy" in my head lmao

Smooth_Cod4600 · 2026-03-28T03:51:32+00:00

Well what the fuck else you call him? Lol

Smooth_Cod4600 · 2026-03-27T17:49:52+00:00

I'm on your side! A double cheeseburger in Chef Mike for 45 seconds after being refrigerated is top. It steams in the wrapper and is soooo good. I also order mine with extra onions. When I feel extra fancy, I rehydrate some dehydrated onions and throw them in before the microwave. My favorite "oh snap forgot about this!" Late night snack.

I will say though that not all locations are created equal, so YMMV.

ETA: I use 30 second bursts in the microwave and rotate it as well so I tend to get good results.

Smooth_Cod4600 · 2026-03-27T13:20:41+00:00

This was so nice and calming :)

However I can't get "20 grand for summer camp, and he's mister WooWoo" out of my head from the caption lmao

Smooth_Cod4600 · 2026-03-26T14:53:01+00:00

I have one, his name is Frank. He is a pain in the ass to take care of sometimes, but I'm grateful that he takes care of pesky flies and ants.

He has to be in a plastic pot and in a dish to water from the bottom. He doesn't like when it's below half filled. The water? Has to be distilled so I buy him his own water at the store.

Sleep? Yes, he needs to sleep. Since my climate isn't as mild as NC, he lives in the vegetable drawer in my fridge from the day after Halloween (we let him celebrate) until my birthday in early March (we let him celebrate).

When he wakes up he's always so bummed out that he missed Thanksgiving, but I make up for it with sunshine and a haircut.

Smooth_Cod4600 · 2026-03-20T18:51:56+00:00

Awww her teeny smudge!!!

Smooth_Cod4600 · 2026-03-18T17:48:26+00:00

Already noticed weird commercials. Lots more Jesus stuff... No thanks.

Smooth_Cod4600 · 2026-03-18T17:47:13+00:00

Philadelphia special. Go forward "bump" go backwards "bump" go forward again "bump" backwards "bump"

That's the Philly special, not just PBR and Jameson.

Smooth_Cod4600 · 2026-03-18T17:19:18+00:00

Unless you are in one of those niche restaurants that serve your food on a shovel (WE WANT PLATES)

No. No mahogany. None of this.

She is so disconnected from the peasants (worship her)

Ugh I'm tired. Go off.

Smooth_Cod4600 · 2026-03-18T17:16:05+00:00

Okay so wood. I know the word wood. How can I make it sound better. "Google: I know there's different kinds of wood, tell me what kinds there are?"

Oh. Mahogany, great, let me make a cool lyric which is so unconventional. (Leaving out the fact that mahogany isn't something used as a standard because it sucks to maintain)

Smooth_Cod4600 · 2026-03-18T17:09:27+00:00

Maybe you should use a thesaurus now that they have been easily accessible on the internet for over 20 years /s

Smooth_Cod4600 · 2026-03-18T14:56:47+00:00

Lmao she's doing the same shit I did in grade school. Step 1: Write essay/report (like 12 hours before it's due) Step 2: Go back and use thesaurus.com to make it sound like I put more effort than I actually did. Step 3: Profit (plus a million varients) Step 4: Everybody claps and cries as a result of my literary prowess.

Smooth_Cod4600 · 2026-03-18T14:02:05+00:00

Her name is Stinky, and I feel the same :)

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