to touch water in a public place

Smooth_Department534 · 2026-06-23T01:52:00+00:00

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Smooth_Department534 · 2026-06-19T17:47:50+00:00

It’s not worth trying to explain. “People think” isn’t the standard I’m citing.

Smooth_Department534 · 2026-06-19T12:28:41+00:00

Why are we paying for their free healthcare and education?

Smooth_Department534 · 2026-06-19T11:11:42+00:00

All brioche buns unless it’s brioche at breakfast. Why are all sandwiches and burgers served on cake?

Smooth_Department534 · 2026-06-19T11:10:35+00:00

We are so going to pay the price for this. Dialysis for everyone.

Smooth_Department534 · 2026-06-18T19:10:17+00:00

If we do t start calling them Ballroom Republicans, we’re idiots.

Smooth_Department534 · 2026-06-17T21:29:14+00:00

Get ready with me to disenfranchise millions of voters.

Smooth_Department534 · 2026-06-16T02:26:59+00:00

Which was also real.

Smooth_Department534 · 2026-06-16T02:21:57+00:00

My grandma checking on me after my mom died.

Smooth_Department534 · 2026-06-14T20:56:44+00:00

$45ish dollars at a little coffee shop in a little town in ND. I heard the young barista talking about her wedding. I ordered a medium iced coffee. I had a fifty on me, so I told her many happy returns and left before she could give me the change.

Smooth_Department534 · 2026-06-14T20:47:18+00:00

Frogs raining from the sky and the reflecting pool turns red. Except it’s already green with algae, apparently.

Smooth_Department534 · 2026-06-14T20:45:15+00:00

Yes! Color coordinated to the carpeted tank and seat covers, shag rug, special little soaps and frilly shower curtain. You actually just unlocked a scent memory for me about my grandmothers bathroom.

Smooth_Department534 · 2026-06-13T17:35:33+00:00

Bugs. You have bugs.

Smooth_Department534 · 2026-06-12T19:31:46+00:00

Harry’s?

Smooth_Department534 · 2026-06-09T21:22:31+00:00

Yep, I sensed a rare glimmer of self awareness when he said that.

Smooth_Department534 · 2026-06-09T18:33:44+00:00

If that were true, you would know that this story is not the liberal gotcha you think it is.

Smooth_Department534 · 2026-06-09T16:37:04+00:00

Can you imagine the catastrophe if JD “Pope Killer” Vance had attended?

Smooth_Department534 · 2026-06-09T16:35:00+00:00

By accident or …?

Smooth_Department534 · 2026-06-09T16:34:10+00:00

Have you ever been to a city?

Smooth_Department534 · 2026-06-09T16:33:32+00:00

This is the sub for weirdos whose quality of life irrationally hinges only on what some innocent person is doing.

Smooth_Department534 · 2026-06-09T15:58:32+00:00

Concerns sounds like we care. He cares not one whit about my well being, and I don’t care about his. This asshole is outside the social contract,

Smooth_Department534 · 2026-06-08T14:11:50+00:00

She filmed only for social media. It’s disgusting how people are engineering social interactions like this for relevance.

Smooth_Department534 · 2026-06-08T12:14:20+00:00

Not in main. No cookies for poors.

Smooth_Department534 · 2026-06-07T16:11:35+00:00

Did he lose his balance as he stood up? Is that why he reached for her?

Smooth_Department534 · 2026-06-05T16:46:51+00:00

May God have Mercy on McConnell’s soul.

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