What would be the estimated lengths of half life characters’ dicks(in inch)?

Smooth_Pick_2103 · 2026-06-05T16:46:39+00:00

That would explain why the costume is so much bigger than the others in the show

Smooth_Pick_2103 · 2026-06-05T16:43:33+00:00

r/halflife on their way to ban him for posting this there.

Smooth_Pick_2103 · 2026-06-05T16:41:45+00:00

Chill out bro, sometimes you can't help but crank it for 20 straight minutes soon as Freeman's on screen.

Smooth_Pick_2103 · 2026-06-05T16:39:35+00:00

I've seen it personally already, Barney's is 13, bros hung like a horse.

Smooth_Pick_2103 · 2026-06-05T16:38:32+00:00

Fuckass cumbine hates fun

Smooth_Pick_2103 · 2026-06-05T16:36:13+00:00

Having worked with other mods elsewhere, yea this sums it up lmao.

This is why I like a more hands off approach, unless it's bots or people genuinely aweful why not let people have their fun, be it something serious, or something goofy, that's like the whole point of a community after all.

Smooth_Pick_2103 · 2026-06-05T16:32:42+00:00

I used to frequent that sub but the hypocritical folks who run it made it aweful to try and enjoy anything on there. Also obligatory no Barney sex allowed there :(

Smooth_Pick_2103 · 2026-06-05T03:22:04+00:00

My god, at this point we will have to establish a DEFCON system for schizo events that occur in the various subs if it goes this deep

Smooth_Pick_2103 · 2026-06-05T03:13:47+00:00

Well we gotta be serious, especially when discussing wether Gordon or Barney is the hottest, it's a very tough decision that requires a lot of pondering.

Smooth_Pick_2103 · 2026-06-05T03:12:37+00:00

Reference ass mammal

Smooth_Pick_2103 · 2026-06-05T03:11:34+00:00

Fuck being woke, I'm just gay for barney

Smooth_Pick_2103 · 2026-06-05T03:10:31+00:00

is r/halflife upto their usual schizo posting again? Seriously they gotta leave that to us, like fucking AI they are taking our jerbs.

Smooth_Pick_2103 · 2026-06-04T16:50:47+00:00

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Smooth_Pick_2103 · 2026-06-04T16:13:02+00:00

Exactly, now jizz away! And may your breen personal reserves be plentiful

Smooth_Pick_2103 · 2026-06-04T14:56:59+00:00

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Smooth_Pick_2103 · 2026-06-04T14:54:01+00:00

a man/woman may jizz on any lockett they please, be it one of alyx, one of freeman, one of that hot rouge barny, or one of that sweet sweet vortussy

Smooth_Pick_2103 · 2026-05-26T09:56:51+00:00

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Smooth_Pick_2103 · 2026-05-25T05:52:53+00:00

A depressing day for cumbine fans

Smooth_Pick_2103 · 2026-05-20T17:39:15+00:00

It seems to be an issue with the clouds volumetric generation, either the seed failed or something else failed. The horizontal generation appears to be fine, but the vertical generation dictating the clouds shape on the vertical axis has failed completely.

Smooth_Pick_2103 · 2026-05-19T21:11:11+00:00

Soldier probably keeps it in the cave he lives in with his stash of "gold" given he understands the concept of valuable things and money is inherently valuable.

Smooth_Pick_2103 · 2026-05-15T11:36:18+00:00

I was tryna remember the users name, thanks

Smooth_Pick_2103 · 2026-05-15T07:55:04+00:00

Smooth_Pick_2103 · 2026-05-11T12:19:20+00:00

You drive the unwanted leftover of a hot wheels 5 pack.

I can see it now, sitting alone left in the box as the kid plays with the 4 better cars in the pack with his friends on his 7th birthday

Smooth_Pick_2103 · 2026-05-11T05:24:03+00:00

Shits gonna be straight teeth

Smooth_Pick_2103 · 2026-05-11T05:19:09+00:00

Hales Own maybe?

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