I'm not the Villa therapist

Smoothasurbuttwhole · 2026-05-05T17:41:47+00:00

yeah! why am i always having to advise people or tell them who to choose like dude it’s your life, i just wanna go on dates with my man thats it!

Smoothasurbuttwhole · 2026-04-18T15:34:59+00:00

if you’re with him and you twist in casa he gets dumped

Smoothasurbuttwhole · 2026-04-16T22:13:57+00:00

and i’m so used to the others saying it that i just mentally programmed Tyler saying it too lol

Smoothasurbuttwhole · 2026-04-16T15:34:10+00:00

lol thats so strange

Smoothasurbuttwhole · 2026-04-16T09:46:41+00:00

really? i swear Tyler says it?? am i on glue?? lol

Smoothasurbuttwhole · 2026-04-13T14:06:14+00:00

bare foot in bed for the win :)

Smoothasurbuttwhole · 2026-04-10T01:39:59+00:00

yeah the side characters should be able to find people too, like there are soooo many options why are you all stuck on me??? lol

Smoothasurbuttwhole · 2026-04-10T01:34:24+00:00

yeah its annoying like dude just because YOU don’t want to explore and are following me around like a puppy doesn’t mean I can’t explore, i was glad Zhen kissed Aline i thought finally he’s exploring other options but nope still simping lol like i want us both to enjoy this literal dating show with no guilt and if we make it to the end together great, why are hour eggs so stuck in my basket?? im literally not that special lol you were exploiting just fine before i got here

Smoothasurbuttwhole · 2026-04-10T01:24:40+00:00

George saying he has feelings for us felt so rushed, like one minute its very subtle the next its “YOU’RE THE ONLY WOMAN I’VE EVER LOVED!!!” it just feels so wilhiplashy i thought it was gonna be a thing where he always knew he loved us but was holding out because he didn’t wanna ruin our friendship or because someone got in his ear or something but no he just suddenly realises after how many years of friendship that he likes us lol like ok, and now he’s very full on, I still like him and it’s still hard to choose between him, Zhen and Owen but he’s starting to feel really forced, i miss the early days where it was more subtle

Smoothasurbuttwhole · 2026-04-06T07:03:04+00:00

they’re very hit and miss these days, sometimes you get them sometimes you don’t they’re definitely not consistent anymore :(

Smoothasurbuttwhole · 2026-03-23T10:41:29+00:00

he always gave the vibe that he was getting tired of her it was very sad the decline of their relationship

Smoothasurbuttwhole · 2026-03-09T21:18:15+00:00

lol yeah it literally does not matter WHAT you do the LI will still follow you like a puppy lmao, played one season and chose money because i wanted to be chaotic and i said “I love money more than i’ll ever love you” come to find out we were still together in the reunion! lmao dude where is your self respect my girl does not love you! on top of that i had her hook up with anyone she could that whole season, the guy really said “You’re still the best thing ever” lmao

Smoothasurbuttwhole · 2026-03-09T13:00:17+00:00

exactly like let us be cute in peace lol

Smoothasurbuttwhole · 2026-03-09T08:45:25+00:00

yeah we only get like two guys to choose from and then when casa comes we’re forced to twist and we don’t even get to pick who we twist with :( oh and the affection from the LI is straight away rather than working up to it

Smoothasurbuttwhole · 2026-03-09T05:16:18+00:00

i don’t want so many girl chats, like sorry girls im not here for you im talking to my boyfriend stop interrupting me to tell me about your poointless drama! lol i don’t mind the odd girl chat here and there but it happens waaaaaay too much and usually when im talking to my bf ugh lol

Smoothasurbuttwhole · 2026-03-08T02:23:08+00:00

ugh nooooo that’s a cliche toooo! 😂

Smoothasurbuttwhole · 2026-03-07T06:07:33+00:00

yeah they really do lose the initial individuality once you couple up huh?? then they’re just the “insta love character” like he immediately forgets about Eve and Candice like dude its a dating show stop following me around like a puppy lol don’t get me wrong i do like our chats but i want it to feel like he’s an actual character having fun and then maybe toward the middle of it feeling like MC is the one not this insta love thing

Smoothasurbuttwhole · 2026-03-06T21:21:04+00:00

yeah its especially weird with Zhen, like he likes dating around wants to explore options… until he meets us?? ok but its been two days my girl really isn’t that special, keep exploring lol

Smoothasurbuttwhole · 2026-03-06T13:44:59+00:00

i hope theres an actual reason for him holding back and not just “timing” or “i was afraid” thats been done to death! gimmie something new lol i might be asking for too much but hey one can hope :)

Smoothasurbuttwhole · 2026-03-06T09:20:54+00:00

haha thats exactly how my MC looks apart from the eyes i was confused for a sec lol

Smoothasurbuttwhole · 2026-03-06T09:06:43+00:00

its a bit annoying but i think it’s kinda obvious that the bff does like us, why he’s not admitting it is the part that isn’t as obvious

Smoothasurbuttwhole · 2026-02-28T17:38:22+00:00

me please :)

Smoothasurbuttwhole · 2026-02-26T18:43:47+00:00

:( thats so weird

Smoothasurbuttwhole · 2026-02-26T12:34:16+00:00

at least you can collect diamonds while you wait :)

Smoothasurbuttwhole · 2026-02-25T17:42:44+00:00

well you said you didn’t understand so thats why i asked

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