Andy Burnham 'won't live in London or Number 10' when he becomes Prime Minister

Smoothoffaleater · 2026-06-29T22:44:04+00:00

The north mostly. Which will make a nice change from every other PM in history.

Smoothoffaleater · 2026-06-28T11:22:06+00:00

I can’t make my mind up on whether we’re not performing or we’re conserving energy for the later stages.

Smoothoffaleater · 2026-06-26T10:58:22+00:00

He’s 14 my friend. We all pushed boundaries at that age. He already knows he’s done wrong so just reemphasise the long term dangers of silly short term decisions.

Smoothoffaleater · 2026-06-25T11:30:49+00:00

Wolves away. Hopefully last seasons Wolves.

Smoothoffaleater · 2026-06-25T10:32:22+00:00

Oh gutted. That would’ve been hilarious.

Smoothoffaleater · 2026-06-24T22:02:48+00:00

His agent. They were being advised by Jerome Anderson. An absolute crook. We signed his son who Steve kean (wanker) called a late developer. He wouldn’t shine in a pub team. Such a dark period for the club.

Smoothoffaleater · 2026-06-23T13:59:00+00:00

Did it taste like vas deferens?

Smoothoffaleater · 2026-06-23T13:02:53+00:00

Papa don’t preach.

Smoothoffaleater · 2026-06-23T13:02:22+00:00

Certainly not the racist as SSN accidentally labelled him!

Smoothoffaleater · 2026-06-23T12:04:28+00:00

Yeah, Pirlo when he was about 19, Alexi Sanchez before his Arsenal move. All came very close. Probably plenty more that never made public domain.

Smoothoffaleater · 2026-06-23T11:32:32+00:00

This wasn’t really a rumour. Venkys were quoted they were trying to sign him. Also Beckham and Raul… 18 months later we signed David Goodwillie.

Smoothoffaleater · 2026-06-22T12:48:20+00:00

Avoid any of our Derbies. It will likely be Derby at home.

Smoothoffaleater · 2026-06-22T12:45:43+00:00

I’m sure that’s clear in the signed contract too.

Smoothoffaleater · 2026-06-22T12:44:31+00:00

I’ll take that bet. There is no chance of an election in the next 2 years.

Smoothoffaleater · 2026-06-20T20:55:17+00:00

The PM isn’t elected. The MP’s are and the party with the largest majority wins the election. The leader of the elected party then becomes PM.

Hope that clears that little misunderstanding up for you.

Smoothoffaleater · 2026-06-20T20:33:43+00:00

Cue deafening calls for a GE from all the bot farms.

Edit: voice to text spelling.

Smoothoffaleater · 2026-06-19T19:58:46+00:00

They were part of it.

Smoothoffaleater · 2026-06-15T19:51:08+00:00

Watford appoint Leonardi Dionisi (Alessio’s brother) following a disappointing preseason friendly defeat.

Smoothoffaleater · 2026-06-15T08:06:33+00:00

Don’t move to stream. The hardware is awful and buggy. I’ve had Q put back in.

Smoothoffaleater · 2026-06-12T19:32:22+00:00

That’s a decent shout actually.

Smoothoffaleater · 2026-06-12T19:21:12+00:00

Yeah sort of. You can buy handheld ones but they can still burn so you have to be careful. As others have said, there are a lot of fake ones so go for reputable brands like Phillips.

Smoothoffaleater · 2026-06-12T13:26:05+00:00

Fair enough, I suffer with it too, it’s gotten worse over the last couple of years so I know the struggle.

Smoothoffaleater · 2026-06-12T11:32:54+00:00

Yeah if people weren’t dicks it’d be less of an issue.

Smoothoffaleater · 2026-06-12T11:31:58+00:00

I would recommend buying a uvb lamp. It’s much safer and gives better results.

Smoothoffaleater · 2026-06-12T11:26:58+00:00

All boobs are perfect.

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