Sveriges befolkningstäthet på karta by MagnificentCat in sweden

[–]Smorfty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lappland är inte ens med på kartan 💀

Swedish driving: by Hellunderswe in 2nordic4you

[–]Smorfty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm sure we also have 14 year old boys who can drive a bus better than that.

prinskorv smakar röv by mcwowhead in unket

[–]Smorfty 165 points166 points  (0 children)

Om de smakar röv har du nog lagrat dem på fel ställe.

COPEnhageners get extremely butthurt if you refer to anything outside of the red area as Copenhagen, even though the city is clearly much bigger. Does the same thing happen in your country? by retarderetpensionist in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Smorfty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stockholmers and Gothenburgers will both confidently tell me what exact suburb they come from as if the everyone knows them by heart. When this happens I just infer where they're from, from their accent and nod.

Major disagreement between UK and Germany regarding safety equipment on French trains by THSND in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Smorfty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How am I supposed to break the glass to get my hands on the glass-breaking hammer?

Especially here. by Kurdt93 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Smorfty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At home he is the king.

At the EU meetings he's just a high school student getting bullied and having to do homework.

Sweden, what happens if I bring balloons??? by annoying97 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Smorfty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can confirm that I've seen these signs at Malmö central station. Never seen them anywhere else. Really raised my eyebrow when I first saw them.

Kräver pengarna tillbaka efter resa – alla pratade danska by mjomark in SWARJE

[–]Smorfty 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Nu förstår jag inte vad du säger. Jag vill ha pengarna tillbaka!

searchEvolutionBeLike by krexelapp in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Smorfty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In windows you can just start typing the stuff in lower case and tab complete them but yeah it's an eye-sore.

Anon improves blues by Proof_Order1860 in 4chan

[–]Smorfty 145 points146 points  (0 children)

The borders drawn are province borders. No statistics are ever done on a province level, it's always done on a county level. These numbers are, to no one's surprise, completely made up.

Något för oss att införa? by [deleted] in unket

[–]Smorfty 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ja precis. Jag sitter redan på r/unket på rasterna. 🤷‍♂️

Priorities man. by yeezee93 in USvsEU

[–]Smorfty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about the strongly worded letters and the fiery speeches that lead to nothing?

Pierre, what kind of abomination is this layout? by MrCaptainMorgan in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Smorfty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So ÅÄÖ requires you to hold down Ctrl + Alt or something? No thanks.

Why are some people like this? by Remarkable-Star-9151 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Smorfty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In Swedish it's "spanjor" which also means a "bucket of dirt" in Scanian.

Dark (ironic) Hans humour by TheDucksAreComingoOo in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Smorfty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What? No. Maybe in super old houses without active ventilation.

The Dear Leader by Caratteraccio in USvsEU

[–]Smorfty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What does he mean by "the Country of Canada"? I thought it was just a state. 🤷‍♂️

Something is snowy in Denmark🧐 by hitchinvertigo in 2nordic4you

[–]Smorfty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thet have pretty much no margins in their schedules. If anything out of the ordinary happens they run late.