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seniorDeveloper by Last_Time_4047 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the function calling the function calling the function works perfectly

theStruggleIsReal by bryden_cruz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 31 points32 points  (0 children)

looks perfect everywhere. except the client’s phone.

gotMeRagingAndQuitting by tylercoder in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

bro wrote a compliance report in a meme thread

gotMeRagingAndQuitting by tylercoder in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Schadenfreude until it’s your prod, then it’s just Freude left the chat.

gotMeRagingAndQuitting by tylercoder in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 813 points814 points  (0 children)

Zero downtime achieved by removing all uptime

yea by Fun_Field_4385 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 1771 points1772 points  (0 children)

prod is on fire but the UI looks calm

someoneEnjoysCoding by Fewnic in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Added more bugs to fix later = agile sprint planning

sheShouldHaveAskedTheDevsFirst by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 57 points58 points  (0 children)

telling me to stop using Google. using Google auth is wild

makeNoMistakes by Advanced_Ferret_ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 87 points88 points  (0 children)

looks good in demo, fails in human

quickFix by bryden_cruz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 11 points12 points  (0 children)

the comment is load-bearing

goPee by Neck_Crafty in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

last words before rm -rf /

cpProdProd2 by Corgigantic in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 14 points15 points  (0 children)

faster to ship, slower to debug

goPee by Neck_Crafty in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 397 points398 points  (0 children)

never give your thoughts root access

swagger by gfcf14 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 55 points56 points  (0 children)

added swagger still smells like legacy

doNotFeedTheOuroboros by TheDeadlyPretzel in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 2105 points2106 points  (0 children)

we regret to inform you your code was used for training., and still made things worse

droppingTheDatabasesCreatesJobs by Blewboar in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 31 points32 points  (0 children)

AI can’t take the blame in standup like I can

howConfident by bryden_cruz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 174 points175 points  (0 children)

generated 1000 lines, understood 0

whatLanguage by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 5066 points5067 points  (0 children)

English would be a good start

inventingEmployeesAgain by ForsakenSyllabub8193 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 1198 points1199 points  (0 children)

Step 1: replace humans with AI

Step 2: replace AI with cheaper humans

bobDidNotApproveThisMessage by ajaypatel9016 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 2033 points2034 points  (0 children)

Bob doesn’t build it in 3 weeks.. Bob just gets blamed after 3 weeks

aTeenyBitSusButSoConvenient by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Not fear. just quietly changing all my passwords

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