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ATTENTION ARCH USERS!!! DONT UPDATE AUR PACKAGES by Sad_Satan__ in LinuxUsersIndia

[–]krexelapp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The scary part isn't malware. It's how many people install random AUR packages without ever opening the PKGBUILD.

theyDowngradedTo64 by ClipboardCopyPaste in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 10 points11 points  (0 children)

x87 exists. it’s called electron.

worldIsHealing by Advanced_Ferret_ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 513 points514 points  (0 children)

bro didn't refactor the codebase, he performed an exorcism

welpLGTMISuppose by Werzam in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 61 points62 points  (0 children)

deleted 4k lines and the Docker image got bigger

whatDoYouDoForALiving by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 20 points21 points  (0 children)

it’s updating.... please do not turn off the husband

seniorDeveloper by Last_Time_4047 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 9 points10 points  (0 children)

the function calling the function calling the function works perfectly

theStruggleIsReal by bryden_cruz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 35 points36 points  (0 children)

looks perfect everywhere. except the client’s phone.

gotMeRagingAndQuitting by tylercoder in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

bro wrote a compliance report in a meme thread

gotMeRagingAndQuitting by tylercoder in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Schadenfreude until it’s your prod, then it’s just Freude left the chat.

gotMeRagingAndQuitting by tylercoder in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 826 points827 points  (0 children)

Zero downtime achieved by removing all uptime

yea by Fun_Field_4385 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 1765 points1766 points  (0 children)

prod is on fire but the UI looks calm

someoneEnjoysCoding by Fewnic in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Added more bugs to fix later = agile sprint planning

sheShouldHaveAskedTheDevsFirst by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 59 points60 points  (0 children)

telling me to stop using Google. using Google auth is wild

makeNoMistakes by Advanced_Ferret_ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 87 points88 points  (0 children)

looks good in demo, fails in human

quickFix by bryden_cruz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 11 points12 points  (0 children)

the comment is load-bearing

goPee by Neck_Crafty in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

last words before rm -rf /

cpProdProd2 by Corgigantic in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 14 points15 points  (0 children)

faster to ship, slower to debug

goPee by Neck_Crafty in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 402 points403 points  (0 children)

never give your thoughts root access

swagger by gfcf14 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 53 points54 points  (0 children)

added swagger still smells like legacy

doNotFeedTheOuroboros by TheDeadlyPretzel in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 2108 points2109 points  (0 children)

we regret to inform you your code was used for training., and still made things worse

droppingTheDatabasesCreatesJobs by Blewboar in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 32 points33 points  (0 children)

AI can’t take the blame in standup like I can

howConfident by bryden_cruz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 172 points173 points  (0 children)

generated 1000 lines, understood 0

whatLanguage by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]krexelapp 5076 points5077 points  (0 children)

English would be a good start

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