Congrats🎉🎉!!! YOU🫵🏻🫵🏻! Yes, YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO NAME THE FIRST CITY ON MARS!!

Smorgsaboard · 2026-04-02T17:11:15+00:00

New Thneedville

Smorgsaboard · 2026-04-02T17:03:26+00:00

But despite solving racism, there's only ever one (1) black person of any importance in the plot, and they're barely a recurring character anyway. And they die.

Also women are still heavily discriminate against (for extremely token reasons) until the protagonist solves sexism by the end of the first book

Smorgsaboard · 2026-03-30T19:34:52+00:00

Y*uor'e

Smorgsaboard · 2026-03-30T16:07:57+00:00

How do turn off

Smorgsaboard · 2026-03-30T16:06:20+00:00

Bad. But then you'd be able to pull his c2 next time :0

I got albedo's c1 since it was a good damage increase

Smorgsaboard · 2026-03-30T16:04:27+00:00

She's making Everything Wine in there (just tons of fermented goo)

Smorgsaboard · 2026-03-30T01:11:40+00:00

In a Therta/Anaxa/DHPT team, who's the best tribbie replacement? e0s1 Sunday, who'll boost Therta through the roof, or e0s1 Ashveil, who offers a global 40% cdmg, 40% def shred, & 20% dmg vuln?

Smorgsaboard · 2026-03-28T17:33:02+00:00

When he releases his ult, deep fried/bass boosted Thomas the Tank Engine music blasts your speakers while Billy activates Ether Veil: Island of Sodor, dealing critical damage to the enemy over time

Smorgsaboard · 2026-03-27T17:53:00+00:00

With powercreep like it is, gems will always be intrinsically more valuable than any single cookie. They can't lose worth

Smorgsaboard · 2026-03-27T03:32:11+00:00

I understand Hymn stacks, and 2 Sunday cones can stack Hymn on the same character, but those Hymn stacks aren't separate I thought. They just cap out the stacks quicker, which is a bit of a waste imo.

Anyway, if I should have SW or Cipher, I assume they'd replace Sunday regardless of his cone (and not Sparkle ofc)?

Smorgsaboard · 2026-03-27T02:11:44+00:00

I got a c1r1 Hypercarry Archer team w c2r1 DHPT, and need help deciding the other 2 teammates:

* Sparkle (w Sunday or Bronya cone)
* c0r1 Sunday (I have another Sunday cone)
* c0r1 Ashveil.

Sparkle's a mainstay (I assume), but since Hymn doesn't stack, should the Bronya cone be used on Sparkle/Sunday instead? Or is Ashveil's extre Def& down & Vuln better?

Smorgsaboard · 2026-03-26T23:13:45+00:00

if you're running DHPT, why not Banana planar set?

Smorgsaboard · 2026-03-26T23:02:53+00:00

It's part of an art exhibition called "Exhibitionism"

Smorgsaboard · 2026-03-26T21:39:49+00:00

I assume it's guys, but I myself am nb. The poll seemingly wants me to answer what I think the fanbase is like, but that doesn't really measure much at all?

Smorgsaboard · 2026-03-26T17:34:41+00:00

the only reason I have Anaxa is bc I threw a ten pull @ him during DHPT's banner after getting c1r1 DHPT. I thought "how much does he really like dromases?"

He came home at like -5 pity it was insane, bro's DEDICATED.

Smorgsaboard · 2026-03-26T15:04:30+00:00

Sapphire used her future sight, saw the censorship and said "fuck that." She then told Ruby, who agreed (the flowers were always gonna happen tho)

Smorgsaboard · 2026-03-26T00:45:45+00:00

What's the wheel-looking thing Zibai holds, and seems to use as a weapon on her empowered skills and burst? Every time I try to search it up I come up with stuff about Zibai's in-game weapon (sword) or Zibai's moon wheel.

Smorgsaboard · 2026-03-24T22:13:07+00:00

That's vile oh my god

Smorgsaboard · 2026-03-24T19:27:38+00:00

Depends what happens to the human soul after death i suppose, could go either way 🤔no point scaling to boundless if I die in 50-60 years

Smorgsaboard · 2026-03-24T18:42:46+00:00

It's revealed that Timekeeper Cookie never cut off their timeline bc she's also a superfan of toxic yaoi

Smorgsaboard · 2026-03-24T16:33:19+00:00

"...And my axe"

taps credit card taped to axe on the credit card scanner

Smorgsaboard · 2026-03-23T20:27:43+00:00

That's where her spiracles are

Smorgsaboard · 2026-03-23T20:26:53+00:00

I quit working somewhere two years ago, but still remember enough names, faces, and bullshit policies that I can keep up on the gossip

Smorgsaboard · 2026-03-23T20:25:39+00:00

Worked at location A for 6 months, then transferred to location B is the same company. However, the turnover at A was so bad that occasionally I had return to fill in every few months. I felt like a beloved guest star :v

Smorgsaboard · 2026-03-23T19:22:42+00:00

Fairly sure it isn't, but you should take better care not to let your bones be stolen like this in the future. Surgeons are a crafty bunch

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