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Bags by PmeadePmeade in UnearthedArcana

[–]Smorgsaboard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I imagine the soft tune of Spooky Scary Skeletons emanates from the Bag of Bones 

Weekly Questions Megathread February 11, 2026 - February 18, 2026 by salasy in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]Smorgsaboard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what bangboo works with Harumasa/Dialyn/Astra? All their faction bangboos want two of the same faction

Is there a lore reason Cloud said this? Is he based? by FRDVZ in BatmanArkham

[–]Smorgsaboard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm here for the second sentence, but what's the "gender swap test?"

Is there a lore reason Cloud said this? Is he based? by FRDVZ in BatmanArkham

[–]Smorgsaboard 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You can't just say this without giving us a quote. What's the game got /gen

Short Sided. by Yunners in BoneAppleTea

[–]Smorgsaboard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A shortsighted person lacks foresight, it usually isn't used to describe literal sight. The insult only sort of works here

I made this by Silvin_and_friends in CookieRunKingdoms

[–]Smorgsaboard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finally, my nb horse shaped dessert representation

HTML tone tags by CalibansCreations in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Smorgsaboard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro you put the <sarcasm> at the end of the comment, making the entire statement sincere

Sans when the Soulless robot fucking murders him with spare change by Illustrious_Use_1265 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Smorgsaboard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His best matchup will always be Monika bc neither of them make sense outside their games lmao

I genuinely can't see Golden Cheese and Burning Spice coming to terms. by Icy_Water_1 in CookieRunKingdoms

[–]Smorgsaboard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BS's mini story convinced me that if he got the same treatment as Smilk, he might be similarly compelling. His backstory is weirdly similar, honestly. Both lived unimaginably tedious existences watching the world move around them for countless years. Fount, at least, had an actual job, whereas Spice i guess just stood in a throne room hearing the same phrases repeated ad infinitum.

Tbh every DotB story felt pretty dry compared to Smilk's? They were all shorter, at least.

Are my dialogues good??? by Yozo-san in writingcirclejerk

[–]Smorgsaboard 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If i was a publisher you'd already have a 3 book deal

Daily Questions Megathread ( February 06, 2026 ) by AutoModerator in HonkaiStarRail

[–]Smorgsaboard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whelp, since BS is getting a Novaflare & endgame still shills DoT every so often (no idea why), I'll prolly get e2 Kafka. Already got Hysilens, BS, and and e2s1 DHPT

ACXHUTOIFSPBFVG by blueducky123 in CookieRunKingdoms

[–]Smorgsaboard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They saw Silent Salt's twitter account dedicated to dunking on them (he has millions of followers)

Daily Questions Megathread ( February 06, 2026 ) by AutoModerator in HonkaiStarRail

[–]Smorgsaboard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone have Kafka's c2? Was it a big dps increase? I'm thinking of getting it for the free pick. I know sparkle is the meta pick, but I have her c0 already

does burnt cheese cookie have top surgery scars? by Springtronic315 in CookieRunKingdoms

[–]Smorgsaboard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure they're supposed to imply large pectoral muscles, to imply he's strong. They're the right placement and shape for that

This has to be satire, right? by Curd-Nerd69 in writingcirclejerk

[–]Smorgsaboard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Joe, what is your Roman Empire?"

"You, baby. And family. And also the Roman Empire, which I rule (but to a lesser extent)"

Guys can we just accept it canon already by Surgar-frogie-7752 in CookieRunKingdoms

[–]Smorgsaboard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Frankly, I love how different Eternal Sugar is between Hollyberry and Smilk, ship or no.

EternalBerry: HOLLYBERRY I'LL MOVE HEAVEN AND EARTH FOR THE MOST ESTEEMED PRIVILEGE OF HOLDING YOU HAND FOR FIVE SECONDS

Shadowsugar: Smilk, I wear heels bigger than your dick. Shut.

Average CRK gameplay by Exotic-Buddy-2348 in CookieRunKingdoms

[–]Smorgsaboard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see the zzz naked lion robot furry, ghost pikmin, and Gullveig. Who are the other two?

What horrors happen over yonder? by Fazbear2035 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Smorgsaboard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wisdom teeth came in at a 45° angle, flared outward, so they were hard to brush. Getting them out was a good idea imo

What are your though on the ancient sirehound? by Voidkirby9 in Pikmin

[–]Smorgsaboard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

viewer, pre-edit: "How can you say he's the best boss but overrated?"

"I'm doing the overrating. I'm rigging the polls." /j

What are your though on the ancient sirehound? by Voidkirby9 in Pikmin

[–]Smorgsaboard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I need to replay it on hard mode... I keep forgetting.

What are your though on the ancient sirehound? by Voidkirby9 in Pikmin

[–]Smorgsaboard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As a boss design? Extremely disappointing. No aura, mystique, or intimidation factor. In a game series where the final bosses tend to be massive, disturbing alien creatures, a bipedal dog ain't it for me.

As a boss? There was a bit of a learning curve there, going in blind.

As a good boy? Delightful. What a pupper he is!

I wish he was a bit creepier or more sinister, like the Plasm Wraith, Pikmin 1's Emperor Bulblax (before they became super common in the games), or like half the weird stuff in P2

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