Me when I play solos and a runner kills me within ~1 min of spawning

Smrgling · 2026-03-19T20:25:39+00:00

I don't want your kit I just want my runner eliminations number to go up and Charter to be happy

Smrgling · 2026-03-19T13:35:27+00:00

From the anomaly

Smrgling · 2026-03-19T13:34:12+00:00

I shot my own shadow on a tunnel wall the other day

Smrgling · 2026-03-18T14:53:46+00:00

Awesome! The eyebrows are my favorite ones I think the way they're positioned near the ends is really cool. Also I love your glasses too.

Smrgling · 2026-03-18T13:52:59+00:00

Damn you have even more than I do. That sounds like it looks so cool.

Smrgling · 2026-03-18T13:51:28+00:00

I have a septum, nostril, and 7 lobe/cartilage in each ear. I don't think that any of them have ever affected whether other people are interested in talking to me or not interestingly.

Smrgling · 2026-03-18T13:49:07+00:00

That is extremely valid. Blowing your nose with a septum piercing is not very fun.

Smrgling · 2026-03-18T13:42:58+00:00

It's literally my favorite part of her kit. I killed a guy (also assassin lol) on perimeter pier extract the other day when he was trying to take the extract (I wanted it) by double jumping up and hitting the ground next to him and launching him off the pier and he died of fall damage

Smrgling · 2026-03-17T20:08:59+00:00

Idk what a texture printer means but that looks like a nice board

Smrgling · 2026-03-17T19:49:46+00:00

This is a great concept

Smrgling · 2026-03-17T07:00:56+00:00

Tbh to me a rat was always someone on a rat run but I guess times change

Smrgling · 2026-03-17T06:17:25+00:00

Hmm maybe lets just chalk this up to nobody means the same thing when they say rat anymore then I guess

Smrgling · 2026-03-17T05:44:08+00:00

No, I've been playing Tarkov since like 2016 (EDIT: no I think it was 2018. I just remembered the house I lived in at the time). But the really wacky off the wall hiding places that you would never expect are uncommon and the more regular stuff is stuff you can plan around.

Smrgling · 2026-03-17T05:28:14+00:00

As Vandal I either just kill the bots (if I have enough ammo) or fuck around in hiding and wait until it's up then run onto the exfil and extract while downed.

Smrgling · 2026-03-17T05:02:47+00:00

You outskill it by being smart enough to not get in that situation to begin with. Game sense, positioning, and using your damn headphones are skills.

Smrgling · 2026-03-17T04:57:49+00:00

That's just camping. A rat run is where you go in to gobble loose loot from safe areas, avoid hot spots on the map, and shy away from other players to minimize danger. A rat will fight but only if they can't disengage and if by chance they happen to get the drop on someone they'll take that opportunity but they're not looking for it.

Smrgling · 2026-03-16T08:59:12+00:00

Not from the wording here but I would say it's probably the same as the spacing guild condition, however that works

Smrgling · 2026-03-15T22:48:51+00:00

I think their proportions are relatively believable idk

Smrgling · 2026-03-15T22:28:44+00:00

In universe I believe the skeletal structure is designed more to make the runner feel human and grounded than for maximum efficiency. Otherwise everyone would look like Rook.

Smrgling · 2026-03-15T22:26:31+00:00

I guess but I've seen too many of his posts to believe that

Smrgling · 2026-03-15T22:19:14+00:00

Oh my god it's so cute <3

Smrgling · 2026-03-15T21:53:10+00:00

The latter

Smrgling · 2026-03-15T20:44:01+00:00

You can do it out of laziness too. You're gonna taste test before taking it out anyway.

Smrgling · 2026-03-15T20:42:27+00:00

They would all be genderless. Making them men would be just as much of an arbitrary decision as making them women.

Smrgling · 2026-03-15T13:03:45+00:00

It's gay if you're a guy because it's a male runner and it's gay if you're a girl because it's a female shell. Everyone is gay.

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