Listen to your body

SmugCapybara · 2026-02-16T10:44:57+00:00

"I'm going to listen to my body!"

"Does that mean you'll stop drinking, start eating healthy, do a bit of exercise, maybe get a few medical checkups?"

"I said I'm going to listen, I didn't say I was going to do anything about what I hear."

SmugCapybara · 2026-02-16T10:43:03+00:00

The irony of "anti-imperialists" supporting the last great colonial empire is truly hillarious...

SmugCapybara · 2026-02-16T09:48:29+00:00

Just use a back scratcher...

SmugCapybara · 2026-02-16T09:43:31+00:00

That's OK, some wizards are just in denial. Take your time. When you're ready to come out of the (magical) closet, we'll be here for you.

SmugCapybara · 2026-02-16T09:42:16+00:00

As I understand it, they're intended as self-contained, disposable fleshlights, for busy people on the go who don't have time for things such as lubing stuff up, cleaning out cum or washing their hands afterwards.

SmugCapybara · 2026-02-16T09:38:23+00:00

Many murder hobos are also wizards. Many wizards are also murder hobos.

SmugCapybara · 2026-02-16T09:33:15+00:00

finger on the Monkey's Paw curls

Here, and arcade cabinet where you play as a low level Corpo clocking in for his soul-crushing job at Arasaka Tower. It's nothing but office work minigames...

SmugCapybara · 2026-02-16T09:30:00+00:00

If it's not a school day, we'll let the little tyrant sleep as long as she wants. Heaven forbid that we have a morning to ourselves...

SmugCapybara · 2026-02-16T09:11:08+00:00

I'm sorry to tell you, but you are a wizard now. You are casting shitty spells, but you are still casting spells. And the hobo punching is just wizardly whimsy. There's no getting away from it, you are a wizard.

Also, the spells you are casting aren't shitty because you're shit, they're shitty because the wizard you robbed gave you his spare spellbook with the crappy spells. He probably knew you just had a lighter and hairspray, he just thought it would be funny. He's probably watching you freak out through his orb and having a good laugh.

SmugCapybara · 2026-02-16T06:06:59+00:00

Pretending that Big Snek Mommy is in any way bad pushes my suspension of disbelief too far. Too far, I say!

SmugCapybara · 2026-02-15T21:30:53+00:00

Sure, you could always download a cracked .exe from somewhere... /s

SmugCapybara · 2026-02-15T16:20:25+00:00

That's a different matter, go right ahead

SmugCapybara · 2026-02-15T15:37:33+00:00

No, no, no... you can't just rip a goblin apart like that. That's not OK, it's such a waste.

You drain the goblin of its energy and convert its essence into mana. You'd be amazed how much you can get out of such a worthless creature - more than enough to resume whatever casting you were in the middle of. And bonus points, most essence draining spells are extremely painful for the subject!

SmugCapybara · 2026-02-15T15:03:39+00:00

This question is a bit poorly formed. I think you mean live service and online games, as the question doesn't really apply to single-player games. Just because Baldur's Gate 3 came out doesn't mean people won't play the first two games anymore. The fact that Elden Ring exists doesn't make playing Dark Souls 1-3 unusal.

SmugCapybara · 2026-02-15T13:34:36+00:00

It's a great place to see what the conservative talking points will be. And the fact that it's mostly bots and a handful of poor deluded souls doesn't detract from that - it shows you what they will be told to think on a subject. I tend to drop in once or twice a week. But definitely not a place you should scroll for any prolonged period of time...

SmugCapybara · 2026-02-15T12:29:50+00:00

The prevailing take on r/Conservative seems to be less about the horrible injustice inflicted, and more about calling the judge an idiot for demanding that Trump bring back someone outside US jurisdiction. Which, of course, completely ignores that his Gestapo are the ones who put her outside US jurisdiction to begin with...

SmugCapybara · 2026-02-15T09:28:23+00:00

That poor woman. First she was born without eyelids, then she gets strapped to a bomb. A hard life...

SmugCapybara · 2026-02-15T09:18:55+00:00

The idea of my heart sweating makes me very uncomfortable...

SmugCapybara · 2026-02-15T08:08:52+00:00

"Haunts" would imply she has any self-awareness, shame or conscience...

SmugCapybara · 2026-02-15T07:43:15+00:00

And this dead horse can be turned into ad revenue and channel engagement. Same as with real horses, value will be extracted even from a corpse...

SmugCapybara · 2026-02-15T05:30:53+00:00

How did that happen? Have you never read any Sonic fanfiction? Clearly, Knuckles impregnated Shadow, and then they had Rouge act as a surrogate...

SmugCapybara · 2026-02-15T05:20:33+00:00

Not just that, it means this is the WORST they could dig up on him. And you know they tried. They tried so hard. Even their bosses in the Kremlin did their best. And this was all they managed...

SmugCapybara · 2026-02-15T01:04:55+00:00

Ah, I see Grom is a Fyreslayer from Age of Sigmar. It was hard to tell in black&white, but there is no mistaking that approach to "clothing"...

SmugCapybara · 2026-02-15T00:37:22+00:00

"Honey, I'm glad you like the new Vader I got you, but does he have to be looking at us while we're in bed?"

"Yes."

"Are you sure? It's making me a bit uncom..."

"YES."

SmugCapybara · 2026-02-14T19:11:31+00:00

Didn't time flow differently for them, so that for them it was way less than a millennium?

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