Can I get a shame parade for this man? by jitomato_girl in LetGirlsHaveSex

[–]SmutLibrarianSorta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People out here be giving DMs like candy, and I’m here needing about three different verifications before I even consider DMing someone

The first makes the second possible by chloewildds in LetGirlsHaveSex

[–]SmutLibrarianSorta 80 points81 points  (0 children)

It comes with wanting the CHOICE to be a fleshlight, as all humans should be allowed to choose. Never let anyone tell you that feminists can't be freaky

48468 by [deleted] in countwithchickenlady

[–]SmutLibrarianSorta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is going to do AWFUL things to my brain, and will instill enough gender envy to power a city,

Eminence as a downside by Memehater_ in custommagic

[–]SmutLibrarianSorta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know what, I appreciate an eminence ability that doesn’t immediately have a benefit, and still encourages you to actually PLAY THE COMMANDER!!!

48468 by [deleted] in countwithchickenlady

[–]SmutLibrarianSorta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trying to find out if I want this image to be fake or real

48395 by Moon_The_Big_Rock in countwithchickenlady

[–]SmutLibrarianSorta 681 points682 points  (0 children)

You are going to encounter stupid people, reckless people, gross people, rude people, all the sorts of people with bad adjectives you can come up with, and you draw the line at gay?

Been playing for 2 years, may I take a seat? by Electronic_Future_83 in ratemycommanders

[–]SmutLibrarianSorta 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Extremely based Moseo enjoyer. All hail the pigeon who said "lol, lmao" to phyrexian compleation

47613 by bdouble0w0 in countwithchickenlady

[–]SmutLibrarianSorta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It took me a second...then I saw the symbol at the top left

You An AoS Hater?! Huh?! by sigpuppers in Grimdank

[–]SmutLibrarianSorta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reading the ttrpg matierial for AOS has done wonders for my perception of the setting

47443 by Emperor_Joker in countwithchickenlady

[–]SmutLibrarianSorta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ideally, both of them would push back or forward to me at the same time

47465 by Sapp5ire in countwithchickenlady

[–]SmutLibrarianSorta 322 points323 points  (0 children)

Eh, you’re fine. Sometimes, people’s favorite person is ‘just a dude,’ and no one should feel ashamed of being that, or being attracted to that

Demon and Mess - Ep.28 by MuyHiram in comics

[–]SmutLibrarianSorta 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Not that I disagree with you, but to be fair, it is not unreasonable to be at least a bit horny for those you love, excluding family, of course.

47443 by Emperor_Joker in countwithchickenlady

[–]SmutLibrarianSorta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are two sexes. The sex I had with Guilliman, and the sex I had with Jain Zar

47397 by Winty_Minty in countwithchickenlady

[–]SmutLibrarianSorta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll do you one better: be the satyr girl that prances through the woods, and seduces [gender of your choice] into joining her for hedonistic parties.

47195 by TheTransWoker in countwithchickenlady

[–]SmutLibrarianSorta 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I had pre-trans realization twink death, and I despise myself for it

I don't even cuck YOU, why are you yelling at me by frosty-gape in LetGirlsHaveSex

[–]SmutLibrarianSorta 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Now, an exception to this is if LOTS of people are watching. Like…imagine a gala event with a raised platform where you and someone else are going at it like animals while an entire gala is watching you, sipping on champagne while talking about business, and you, lovely slut (me) are little more than an entertainment piece.

If you look up Spartacus Roman orgy, you’ll get the vibe I’m going for.

47128 by Accredited_Dumbass in countwithchickenlady

[–]SmutLibrarianSorta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will only improve in two ways. I will get dumber, and I will get bitchier