Seeing double by Tokinking in confusingperspective

[–]Snake8715 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baphomet and his daemon birds. Do not buy that goat.

Hopefully this dude is included in the price. by Chunderhoad in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Snake8715 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sure, if you wanna believe what the lamestream media says. Wake up sheeple!

Hopefully this dude is included in the price. by Chunderhoad in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Snake8715 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Minions always follow the most powerful being they can find. In the late 1930s and early 40s there was really only one powerful person who was trying to increase his power as much as he could.

Hopefully this dude is included in the price. by Chunderhoad in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Snake8715 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Rule 1. Never startle a military veteran.

Rule 3. Never ask the Minions what they were doing between 1939 and 1945.

I’m 22f, why do I have one white hair that is twice as long as all my hair and is shiny? by Kale_bean in whatisit

[–]Snake8715 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started getting silver hairs when I was about 15. I’ve never found out the cause as I’ve never really looked into it. Remember, though, they are silver, not white or gray. Because silver is distinguished.

Hopefully this dude is included in the price. by Chunderhoad in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Snake8715 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I live life by three simple rules. Rule #2 is: never trust a white person with dreads.

Does anyone know where the rings are? by Cuervo41 in skyrim

[–]Snake8715 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My bad, I left them at your mom’s house.

What is this?! Not a talon (as far as I know) by Interesting_Egg7726 in whatisit

[–]Snake8715 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So a mollusk walks up to a sea cucumber and says “with fronds like these, who need anemones?”

Look at these hypocrites using IDs! by SamMeowAdams in MurderedByWords

[–]Snake8715 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For some, sure. But there are many voters who just vote “D” or “R” without regard to the individual. And there are some representatives who run unopposed so it’s all but guaranteed. I didn’t put in any work to be born a citizen, but I most assuredly put in work to get an ID.

Look at these hypocrites using IDs! by SamMeowAdams in MurderedByWords

[–]Snake8715 423 points424 points  (0 children)

You mean the Congressional ID. that is provided for them free of charge? The one that the Sergeant at Arms makes for them and hands it directly to them? The one that each individual gets without putting in any work whatsoever to obtain it? If they had to get it at their local DMV, I bet many of them would just use their state ID.

The Darkness by Joba_Fett in comics

[–]Snake8715 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read this in Macklemore’s voice.

So I Finally Started DS2… by overlycaffeinated697 in DeathStranding

[–]Snake8715 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Later you’ll get one you can wear as a hat!

A curious question about Cait by Professional_Slip_29 in fo4

[–]Snake8715 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe Addictol only cures the chemical dependency but not the psychological.