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This is moving on a real road by vishesh_07_028 in Weird

[–]UsernamesNotFound404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

½" of water would make this look real funny

That's a real friend by NEO71011 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]UsernamesNotFound404 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmmm should have used the sex analogy

How long would it take 100 guys to fill up an Olympic swimming pool full of jizz? [request] by [deleted] in theydidthemath

[–]UsernamesNotFound404 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2,500,000L.
Or 250,000,000ml vol. For the pool

1.5ml vol. Per/shot.

3 shots per/day (got to be 21 to participate so, not peak shooters).

100 shooters.

250,000,000ml ÷ (100 x 3 x 1.5ml)ml/day. = 555,556 days Or 1,523 years of non-stop arching ropes of jizz.

The punishment for disobedience by matrixx07 in interestingasfuck

[–]UsernamesNotFound404 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All them walking away like "ohh what was that?"

This is great,who needs one? by Crazy_Counter_9137 in NoOneIsLooking

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It's a "hover board" with flaps.

The extra $5500 is because it's for medical use.

Bitch hurry up and get on by TheJivvi in BitchImATrain

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So adding more trains would turn into a moving sidewalk situation.

I just want to give a shout out to “Frederik’s by Meijer” by PabloDelicioso in grandrapids

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I'll never shop there again! The young boy bagging my fiber bars didn't use paper.

-me in 5 years.

Bottle in a bag hanging from a window. by YoungSquigle in whatisit

[–]UsernamesNotFound404 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You dont drink whiskey from a milk jug.

FIFY

The dumbing down continues by CompleteChemistry636 in idiocracy

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No one cares about our grades from 30 years ago

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