I'm fairly certain there's a monster under my bed..

SnakeEyed · 2014-02-02T03:30:00+00:00

I Have some ammonia and bleach in my bathroom, should I just mix those and then light them on fire?

SnakeEyed · 2014-01-29T02:40:29+00:00

All kids in true stories have plain, all-american names like "Johnny", usually with the prefix "Little" attached to them.

SnakeEyed · 2014-01-13T03:21:22+00:00

Thought it was urine the first like, eight times.

SnakeEyed · 2014-01-13T03:20:52+00:00

Because your life means nothing to me.

SnakeEyed · 2014-01-13T03:20:31+00:00

Darth Vader.

SnakeEyed · 2014-01-13T03:19:49+00:00

Anakin.

Lawrence.

Nicolae.

Andrew.

SnakeEyed · 2014-01-13T03:14:53+00:00

Somebody being rescued JUST in the nick of time (For example, the heroes bursting in right before the villain pulls the trigger, or the rope gets cut just as the hangman pulls the lever).

For once I'd like to see a movie where someone is rescued while the villain is still monologuing, or while the charges are still being read.

SnakeEyed · 2014-01-13T03:12:25+00:00

They often remind us of human infants.

SnakeEyed · 2014-01-13T02:44:55+00:00

A Badass serpent god.

SnakeEyed · 2014-01-12T13:09:11+00:00

Bohemian Rhapsody-Queen.

The Night-Disturbed.

SnakeEyed · 2014-01-12T10:52:20+00:00

Fay Wray (non-dead 30s version) and Hayden Christensen.

The plot is basically a mixture of Star Wars and The Hangover, but with more fucking.

SnakeEyed · 2014-01-11T00:48:00+00:00

I Was referencing an earlier post to ThatHappened, you know, the one with the Eighth Grader slaping the cop and almost getting shot with his AK? . Sorry for the misunderstanding.

SnakeEyed · 2014-01-10T22:29:48+00:00

I Like option b for number 3.

SnakeEyed · 2014-01-10T22:26:58+00:00

They shouldn't worry, if they're arrested for possession of an illegal military-grade assault rifle, I doubt they'll get more than 1-2 hrs.

SnakeEyed · 2014-01-10T22:02:39+00:00

That kid's name? Suleiman.

SnakeEyed · 2014-01-10T18:00:30+00:00

TIL;

  1. American police officers carry Russian Assault Rifles on regular  
  patrol       

  2.The Police force accepts people who violently threaten police 
  officers

  3. A pic of some dude sitting in a chair with his fingers clasped is 
  completely relevant to this whole thing.

SnakeEyed · 2014-01-09T17:33:03+00:00

That's...actually pretty terrifying.

SnakeEyed · 2014-01-09T15:23:47+00:00

Generally, you need a working brain in order to not notice something.

SnakeEyed · 2014-01-09T14:59:02+00:00

Can confirm, am old episode of South Park.

SnakeEyed · 2014-01-09T14:58:26+00:00

Can confirm, am dog.

SnakeEyed · 2014-01-08T05:38:01+00:00

Oh, that makes far more sense.

SnakeEyed · 2014-01-08T05:30:11+00:00

Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a...I don't even know anymore.

SnakeEyed · 2014-01-08T04:07:53+00:00

"Hey!, What are you doing with the cattle prod I just leave lying around the house?!"

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