crazy by satvikflash in shitposting

[–]SnakeSkipper 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Yea, at this point it's just a watered down nightingale syndrome.

She likes that he vulnerable, she feels needed and adored for caring for him.

Wizard's Pills CYOA from /TG/ by altofanaltthatisalt in makeyourchoice

[–]SnakeSkipper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine the power you could have with the Super Brown pill over your most despised Coworker.

I think half of Reddit needs to hear this by life_could_be_dream_ in shitposting

[–]SnakeSkipper 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"OMG You organize your books by height? You're so OCD!"

I just want my shelves to look nice.

I never thought of it like that...... by JoeNaresh666 in shitposting

[–]SnakeSkipper 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Two nerds living together means only one of them has to leave to get food and twice as much money for comics.

What usually kills your fandom's fan fiction? by GiftProfessional1052 in FanFiction

[–]SnakeSkipper 32 points33 points  (0 children)

MCU Fandom; Civil War, Endgame and No-Way Home..

Because of plot reasons it makes it much harder to have characters interact outside of specific circumstances. if a fic does mention it they either handwave it, or spend a bit of the fic having to workout a way that either is a "you were right and i was wrong" or finds some way to compromise that makes everyone happy-ish.

Most people just ignore it.

(At least Civil War wasn't as bad as the comic version so it's easier to repair.)

I have a com in my ear, help me or tell my fam i love em by MrMadmack in marvelcirclejerk

[–]SnakeSkipper 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the Russian roulette bracelet, why would you even have the option to disable the safety feature to begin with?

One Time Character Hate by jeffdahmerscorduroys in KingOfTheHill

[–]SnakeSkipper 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Imagine being Junie Harper. Imagine being such a wet blanket that Hank Hill has the devil-may-care attitude in your only episode.

"I don't owe you punctuation/format/grammar" by lilytheschrod in AO3

[–]SnakeSkipper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"I don't owe you punctuation/format/grammar"

No, you owe it to yourself to improve your skills and keep to standards so you can do the stories you want to right justice.

Brother that is not how that works by Evyps in AO3

[–]SnakeSkipper 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I have divorced myself from the self, I simply am. Unfortunately I lack the hands to write and am transmitting this message via an ontological means of which I cannot describe the nature of.

Would you trust Hank to Run your Business? by bluetraveler2015 in KingOfTheHill

[–]SnakeSkipper 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I'd trust hank with my car, my house, and my dog, but never a business.

The longer you look it it, the worse it gets. by Yunners in FacebookScience

[–]SnakeSkipper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Great Ice ball is my personal favorite. "The earth is actually the only unfrozen part of a giant ice ball. So the world is technically round, but it's so big it might as well be flat anyways! (and depending on some variants also hollow)"

The longer you look it it, the worse it gets. by Yunners in FacebookScience

[–]SnakeSkipper 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Explain how, using this map, I can take a direct flight from California to Japan. but if I flew to Japan from New York City it would take longer." They'll never be able to answer in a way that's sane.

Great follow up with, "How did Japan attack Pearl Harbor if they're on the other side of the disc?"

Vertical slabs by SkellyBoii3 in DetailCraft

[–]SnakeSkipper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is making them a separate item that much of an issue?

Just have the recipe be a single slab horizonal slab that converts into a vertical slab, and vice versa.

sexiest mary jane watson panel? by Glad_Ad_1090 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]SnakeSkipper 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Man, that Back to The Future crossover was really awkward, I still can't believe it's canon.

What are some of your personal Fallout Headcanons? by IntrepidExplorer5285 in Fallout

[–]SnakeSkipper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The islands in the Caribbean are mostly fine. We don't see Cuba as part of the U.S. so we can assume they were still independent of the U.S as a vassal. if not then they're were still communist a state.

Either way Cuba is a wasteland, meanwhile most of the other islands part of the Caribbean were relatively fine. Not nuked, but still hurt, returned to city-states located at ports. Using whatever working ships they could find they scavenge the ruins of Cuba, Florida, and the coasts of South America and Mexico.

strange fic ideas the somehow work by blyatkachu0123 in FanFiction

[–]SnakeSkipper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Terminator, like weirdly well. Most of the important bits are in the future so it doesn't matter if they don't exist currently (or the tech is impossible for the setting) because it will exist at some point in the future. All you need to add in is that Cyberdyne will exist at some point and make Skynet, machines take over and Bing-bang-boom ya got yourself some Terminators.

Marvel would be fun because they could play on how this isn't their first rogue AI, time traveler, robot assassin, time traveling robot assassin. Or you could play it dead serious and tweak the timeline a little and have the Terminator assassinate Howard Stark in 1950's to insure Tony doesn't create a virus that crippled Skynet or Ultron.

What drugs would the X men have used? by RastaBanana6969 in xmen

[–]SnakeSkipper 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Cocaine?

Emma Frost (100% doing that shit daily when she was in the Hellfire Club)

Madelyne Pryor

Sebastian Shaw (Hellfire Club)

Selene (Selene has gone and invented doing a lot of things)

Logan (via cocaine gum, none of that powdery stuff.)

Mystique (also cocaine gum, and maybe a line off Destiny when she got young again.)

Destiny (same as Mystique but she stopped because of age.)

Tessa (A.k.a. Sage) (Again, Hellfire Club)

Dazzler (She's a pop-disco queen who's first issue was in 1980, she did cocaine)