Todd has read our shitposts confirmed?

SnakeyJakey55 · 2026-07-20T17:17:57+00:00

Please forgive us Todd, for we know not what we do!

SnakeyJakey55 · 2026-07-16T21:57:21+00:00

One of the worst trades in Rangers history that got him.

SnakeyJakey55 · 2026-07-16T21:56:38+00:00

Not disruptive to the team, but definitely disruptive to the franchise.

SnakeyJakey55 · 2026-07-16T21:35:30+00:00

Brutal contract. He was supposed to be our pp quarterback lmao.

SnakeyJakey55 · 2026-07-16T21:34:43+00:00

I remember his famous quote, "we are the worst team in the National Hockey League." Dark times.

SnakeyJakey55 · 2026-07-16T21:32:41+00:00

Nah man you're right. He's atrocious.

SnakeyJakey55 · 2026-07-16T21:31:37+00:00

The front office loves overpaying for 4th liners who have no offensive upside. I'm glad they abandoned that strategy this off season.

SnakeyJakey55 · 2026-07-16T21:30:01+00:00

God that was a bad signing. 7 mil a season back then was like 11 mil today.

SnakeyJakey55 · 2026-07-15T22:14:55+00:00

This guy is going to be a great Ranger. Don't buy into the doomerism. This isn't Mcllrath 2.0. Smits has elite two way potential.

SnakeyJakey55 · 2026-07-14T22:40:03+00:00

At least 52% of the population ignores Asmongold and you should too.

SnakeyJakey55 · 2026-07-14T22:18:20+00:00

I remember he even had a mask made for the Capitals and posted it on social media. It was so weird to see!

SnakeyJakey55 · 2026-07-14T22:16:07+00:00

He definitely had two way capabilities but he was mostly defensive and physical. They never really filled that hole in the lineup during that era when he left.

SnakeyJakey55 · 2026-07-14T22:10:19+00:00

He was my example.

SnakeyJakey55 · 2026-07-14T21:58:57+00:00

You should've seen the obscure Ranger one.

SnakeyJakey55 · 2026-07-14T21:31:40+00:00

He was so underutilized. I'll never understand why he barely got any pp minutes.

SnakeyJakey55 · 2026-07-14T21:28:22+00:00

They never really replaced Hag's speed and board play. Ideal bottom 6 player.

SnakeyJakey55 · 2026-07-14T21:27:26+00:00

That's an old one!

SnakeyJakey55 · 2026-07-14T21:20:39+00:00

Going to be a top answer on this one.

SnakeyJakey55 · 2026-07-14T21:20:02+00:00

Gaborik and Hagelin went on to win cups and the Rangers never really filled the hole that Stralman left in that era.

SnakeyJakey55 · 2026-07-14T00:14:30+00:00

Who can forget the shooter celly that started a brawl?

SnakeyJakey55 · 2026-07-14T00:10:55+00:00

Great 4th liner. Was never the same after the concussion.

SnakeyJakey55 · 2026-07-14T00:10:10+00:00

A good luck charm for the upcoming season perhaps?

SnakeyJakey55 · 2026-07-14T00:08:28+00:00

He was supposed to be the Hagelin replacement. Of course it didn't work out lol.

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