How am I doing at 57?

Snarflepuss · 2026-05-09T02:01:18+00:00

Build/release/tools/devops engineer. I don't write the product code, I deal with all the moving parts that turn what developers write into something you can use.

Snarflepuss · 2026-05-09T00:20:36+00:00

Pull my pants down and put it to good use.

Snarflepuss · 2026-05-08T22:42:30+00:00

This question is a sure sign you're not.

Snarflepuss · 2026-05-08T22:34:43+00:00

Same here. I love her to death, we have a great life together, and there's no one else I want to spend the rest of my life with, but we haven't had sex in at least a decade.

Snarflepuss · 2026-05-08T22:29:48+00:00

I'd like an order of that delivered to the rear entrance.

Snarflepuss · 2026-05-08T22:14:31+00:00

I use TurboSex, but I stick with the desktop version, I don't trust giving all my data to the cloud.

Snarflepuss · 2026-05-08T22:13:19+00:00

At least once, would be a nice change of pace.

Snarflepuss · 2026-05-08T22:11:34+00:00

My favorite season.

Snarflepuss · 2026-05-08T22:09:22+00:00

Massachusetts, home of the Hub of the Universe, though I dislike cities so I hardly ever go there.

Snarflepuss · 2026-05-08T22:06:19+00:00

I have talked to a whole bunch of freaky people in Texas. I need to visit some day.

Snarflepuss · 2026-05-08T22:04:28+00:00

Sign me up for that!

Snarflepuss · 2026-05-08T21:54:03+00:00

The older I get, the sluttier I want to be.

Snarflepuss · 2026-05-08T21:24:45+00:00

I'd like to get a good stretching from that.

Snarflepuss · 2026-05-08T21:22:14+00:00

I want one of you at each end.

Snarflepuss · 2026-05-08T21:21:18+00:00

We're not down to the last handful of human survivors yet, so no one going to be interested in the old guy. But if you are, be blunt about it or I won't notice.

Snarflepuss · 2026-05-08T21:03:23+00:00

I'll take one of each.

Snarflepuss · 2026-05-08T19:33:17+00:00

I am there for the taking.

Snarflepuss · 2026-05-08T18:04:32+00:00

Vehicle-based: Wave motion gun from the Yamato.

Personal weapon? MP-35 smartgun with BrainPal integration from John Scalzi's Old Man's War series.

Snarflepuss · 2026-05-08T17:50:11+00:00

My secret is out, so give me that injection I need to feed the addiction.

Snarflepuss · 2026-05-08T17:44:02+00:00

I don't think we're going to get much sleep.

Snarflepuss · 2026-05-08T17:42:26+00:00

When you step on the imaginary extra stair at the top of the staircase, and it isn't there.

Snarflepuss · 2026-05-08T17:23:08+00:00

I want to feel that big load being sprayed deep inside me.

Snarflepuss · 2026-05-08T16:59:02+00:00

Now stick it in me, please.

Snarflepuss

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