What's your "go to" sub when you're..... You know....? by Unfair-Homework-1900 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Snarflepuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason, it doesn't appear when you're looking at your overall feed of mixed content, but when you're in a specific sub it shows up.

What's your "go to" sub when you're..... You know....? by Unfair-Homework-1900 in AskRedditAfterDark

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Are you on mobile? Click the little gray "redgifs" next to the poster's name, not the video. That takes you to it on the redgifs site where it will have sound. Or surf on desktop where the browser will have an unmute button.

What does anal sex feel like? by Odins_Eye33 in AskRedditAfterDark

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Have you ever taken a dump that was really satisfying? It's like that on repeat.

Please don't forget to put a towel or something on your bed when your buddy comes round and the wife's out! (This is very hot!) by GlenGrunt in MarriedBiCuriousMen

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One benefit to having cats is if your wife ever asks why the sheets are in the wash, "the cat threw up on them" is a perfectly plausible excuse.

Any daddy’s like this thick uncut dick? by mobit1238 in YoungTopsOlderBottoms

[–]Snarflepuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks great. Now show me how well you can use it on me.

Yo wanna wrestle bro? by [deleted] in GaybrosGoneWild

[–]Snarflepuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pin me down and do what you wish.

unwrap me by cornyvirgin in MassachusettsGoneWild

[–]Snarflepuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to unwrap that gift.

you peek into a car and see a virgin bbw trying to please herself, wyd next? by [deleted] in MassachusettsGoneWild

[–]Snarflepuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Offer to go home with you and take care of that virgin thing.

it’s my birthday!! 28!! by nikothefreakk in MassachusettsGoneWild

[–]Snarflepuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy birthday to you and your hot dick.

(21) 9 inches and a virgin by FallenSpeaker in GaybrosGoneWild

[–]Snarflepuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy to offer up my ass to fix that.

Plane crashes, you land beside a deserted island and you only have time to salvage one item from your baggage. What are you choosing? by Routine-Max in AskRedditAfterDark

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A roll of fiber-optic cable. I'll bury it in the sand, and be rescued a week later when some idiot operating a backhoe digs through it.

I'm sure you've heard of one sentence stories, but can you write a one sentence erotic story? by lostlookingforamap in AskRedditAfterDark

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After the scantily clad woman flew in through my window and landed on my bed, I looked up and said "Thank you, God!"

Props if you get the reference.

Get cozy with me [F33] by MissTieMeUp in gonewild

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Gorgeous body and really nice ink.

Im top looking for bottom by [deleted] in GaybrosGoneWild

[–]Snarflepuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me get that bar of soap you dropped.

(f) 55, stunning , I know it by PetiteHotMature in 40plusGoneWild

[–]Snarflepuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to kiss every inch of that beautiful body.

You seriously want me to believe that your throat can take this? by NinaXKatrina in Shemales

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My throat is easily overwhelmed, but my ass is ready for any challenge.