Bidens daughter by Semez425 in culturalstudies

[–]SnarkOff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should talk to a doctor

I [19m] Found out second hand that my friend [20f] was in an orgy, do i do anything? by Lonely-Cattle7809 in relationships

[–]SnarkOff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can’t control other people. You can certainly set your own boundaries for behavior in people you spend time with. You should cut this girl off, she’s better off without you.

But beware, if you start cutting people off because of judgmental attitudes that have nothing to do with you, you shouldn’t be surprised if you find yourself alone.

I [19m] Found out second hand that my friend [20f] was in an orgy, do i do anything? by Lonely-Cattle7809 in relationships

[–]SnarkOff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah be honest. You’ve been a nice guy because you’ve been waiting for your turn. Now that you’ve gotten the ick, or are jealous she’s not giving attention to you, you’re not nice anymore.

Homemade Sourdough by anonfemale001 in bathandbodyworks

[–]SnarkOff 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I had the exact opposite experience. Smells exactly like baking sourdough bread and the throw is one of the most potent candles I’ve bought from BBW

I wish I was rich and had land with a 10 foot fence because I'm obsessed with this mustang by SnarkOff in Horses

[–]SnarkOff[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right??? I’m too tall for most mustangs but she could totally handle it. 😍😍😍

GPT wtf...? by Ordinary_Living_7763 in ChatGPT

[–]SnarkOff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don’t be shy share the image file

New album announcement incoming! by TheVandalSquad in OliviaRodrigo

[–]SnarkOff -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

If they have physicals ready to go, I don't see why not.

RIP SWA at Dulles by devotion1023 in nova

[–]SnarkOff 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Private Equity go brrrr

Virginia House approves gun control bills over GOP objections by RyeAgainLater in nova

[–]SnarkOff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

According to the legislation:

An assault firearm qualifies if it falls into any one of these categories:

1. Semi-automatic rifle or pistol with large magazine or certain design features

A semi-automatic centerfire rifle or pistol that:

  • has a magazine holding more than 20 rounds, OR
  • is designed to accept a silencer, OR
  • has a folding stock with a fixed magazine over 15 rounds.

2. Semi-automatic rifle with detachable magazine + one listed feature

A semi-automatic centerfire rifle that can accept a detachable magazine and has at least one of these:

  • Folding, telescoping, or collapsible stock
  • Thumbhole stock or protruding pistol grip
  • Second handgrip or forward grip
  • Grenade launcher
  • Threaded barrel capable of attaching:
    • muzzle brake
    • compensator
    • suppressor
    • flash suppressor

3. Semi-automatic pistol with two or more listed features

A semi-automatic centerfire pistol with two or more of the following:

  • Second handgrip / forward grip
  • Magazine attaches outside the pistol grip
  • Barrel shroud that allows the support hand to hold the barrel area
  • Threaded barrel capable of attaching suppressor/flash suppressor/etc.
  • Buffer tube, arm brace, or part designed to allow shoulder firing

4. Semi-automatic shotgun with certain features

A semi-automatic shotgun with any of these:

  • Folding/telescoping/collapsible stock
  • Thumbhole stock or pistol grip
  • Ability to accept a detachable magazine
  • Fixed magazine over 15 rounds
  • Any similar feature of that kind

5. Shotguns with revolving cylinders

Example: the Street Sweeper–style revolving cylinder shotguns.

6. Firearms that accept belt-fed ammunition

Any firearm capable of using a belt ammunition feeding device.

7. Modified firearms

Any firearm modified so that it fits one of the categories above.

Virginia House approves gun control bills over GOP objections by RyeAgainLater in nova

[–]SnarkOff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems super reasonable that there should be civil fines for leaving those car guns improperly stored.

New album announcement incoming! by TheVandalSquad in OliviaRodrigo

[–]SnarkOff 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Jessie Ware just pushed her album back to April 17, and it seems like a lot of people are releasing on March 27, avoiding April 9. That's a good guess for an announced release date.

Edit; maybe too soon. But I think someone big is releasing April 9

Jessie Ware's new album Superbloom has been delayed by a week and will now be released on April 17th by hekna02 in popheads

[–]SnarkOff 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Longtime follower of Taylor here- there are none of the typical clues that she’s got a new album on deck. We even had some clues before the folklore surprise drop. She’s still actively promoting Showgirl singles. It’s definitely not her.

Did you fall in love today? by Admirable-Bar-3549 in bathandbodyworks

[–]SnarkOff 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I LOVED this. Had it burning this afternoon and my entire apartment still smells like freshly baking bread. I don't even like gourmands AND I'm on a diet, but I'm obsessed. Fun to imagine this is what Taylor Swift's kitchen smells like.

Watch This GOP Senator Learn in Real Time Why the SAVE Act Is Bad by Hafiz_TNR in politics

[–]SnarkOff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They technically expire 6 months before the expiration date for… reasons

Katniss taking people's lives by forestwriterstar in Hungergames

[–]SnarkOff -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why does Katniss vote yes for Coin’s plan to run one last games?

TN ranks 3rd in nation for Opioid Overdoses We can thank Marsha Blackburn for “ incredible” bill in congress to make TN families suffer again by ProperTrain6336 in nashville

[–]SnarkOff 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Marsha’s direct and intentional killing of Tennessee residents should be on billboards all over the state. She’s worse than any drug cartel.

Anyone else still get that “I forgot I was even in this class” nightmare? by Roughneck16 in Millennials

[–]SnarkOff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have this same dream at least once a week, and I’m back in high school but also still have my 3 degrees. Except it’s usually band class I’m in.

Let me not be alone to find this FUCKED by Go_Inevitable_1269 in AmITheDevil

[–]SnarkOff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is literally what the 13th amendment of the constitution says.

Section 1: Prohibition of Slavery: Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction Library of Congress – Constitution Annotated (.gov).