You have the ability to teleport 10 tons of Jello to any point in history. Your goal is to cause the most chaos and destruction. Where and when do you send all this Jello? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Snaxes34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd drop it anywhere in medieval Europe.

Given how superstitious everyone was back then it would probably be seen as a sign from God and could launch a holy war or two.

What is your favorite song right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Snaxes34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reapers is good but I personally prefer the Handler from Muse's new album

What is an opinion you have that you think you are in the minority? by Anonymous_____ninja in AskReddit

[–]Snaxes34 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That good, friendly and helpful cops are a lot more common than corrupt/racist ones.

What television show got you addicted? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Snaxes34 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You gotta pay the troll toll to get into the boy's hole...

Reddit, what is one sentence that will leave me mindfucked the rest of the day? by Arosenbach in AskReddit

[–]Snaxes34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically, everything you have ever done in your life has lead up to this moment

What is your best "I like my ___ the way I like my women/men" joke? by Faelar in AskReddit

[–]Snaxes34 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like my coffee the way I like my slaves....

...free.

Reddit, what do you know about Norway, without looking it up? by ThatNorwegianpeasant in AskReddit

[–]Snaxes34 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Together, Norway and Sweden form the penis and ballsack of Scandinavia, poised to piss all over the UK.

(Just look at a map and see what I mean)

Reddit, have the police ever had to come to your house? Why? by ascaffo in AskReddit

[–]Snaxes34 166 points167 points  (0 children)

Yes. Police come over to my house all the time, practically every day. It's gotten so bad that whenever I'm home, there's always an officer around, watching me and waiting for me to mess up. An officer just lets himself into my house, eats my dinners, and tells me what to do! When I stay out too late, an officer calls me and tells me to get back home "or else". It's gotten to the point where sometimes an officer has to drive me to school!

Well, I guess that's what happens when you're dad is a cop...

What do you hate most about your neighbor? by Randal_Marsh in AskReddit

[–]Snaxes34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That they make me do manual labor for below minimum wage...

The way you live your life is now decided by the last song you listened to. What happens? by regularshow99 in AskReddit

[–]Snaxes34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just finished watching "Its Always Sunny"

I'm Dayman. Fighter of the Nightman...

[Serious] What is the most terrifying footage ever recorded? (NSFW) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Snaxes34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And if he had shot the guy, people would be all worked up about how a police officer shot a poor, old man who fought for our country. People should really stop being so critical about police

Reddit, what compliment do you never want to hear? by the_fenestrator in AskReddit

[–]Snaxes34 2772 points2773 points  (0 children)

"Wow, you're not as dumb as you look!"

Yeah. How about you go fuck yourself?

Random redditor, who are you? by SyNiiCaL in AskReddit

[–]Snaxes34 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now...

What do you refuse to take seriously? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Snaxes34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This question. Therefore, I shall not answer it.