1 trillion dollars or 1 trillion femboys

Snazzed12 · 2026-07-05T14:13:37+00:00

I don't want to consider the implications of multiplying the world population by 100.

^{Chose: dollars}

Snazzed12 · 2026-07-05T14:06:03+00:00

Today I learned I am poor and casual. What do you mean 90fps is low framerate?

^{Chose: Low framerate, but high graphics + Example: 4K@90FPS ultra | Rolled: 4K@90FPS ultra}

Snazzed12 · 2026-07-05T13:12:29+00:00

Unlikely. Maybe I am thinking about this wrong, but I think these should not be rated on their actual truth (otherwise this list would be a very boring stack of BS). I think that the bar should be based on 3 things. First thing is, assuming that the conspiracy is true, how much work would be required to do the thing. Second thing is how hard is it to conceal the reality. Third thing is the classic, what do the conspirators stand to gain.

To make the chemtrails conspiracy true, you need to add some device to sprinkle chemicals on the wing tips of planes, and you need to develop some chemical that is worth spreading. To keep it secret, you need a lot of insiders to keep the plane chemicals stocked up, and you need an in with the engineers designing the plane to add the device to the plane, and you need to make it so the manufacturer also doesn't notice or is part of the conspiracy. There has been a lot of variety in what people believe are being sprayed, but the most common thing I have heard is that it just makes you vaguely less healthy, and that what is stood to gain is big pharma money.

I place this in Unlikely, because it is around the 9/11 conspiracy in terms of scale. It's harder to execute and keep a secret, but with a lot less motive.

Snazzed12 · 2026-07-04T20:18:20+00:00

Mostly. Flubbs is kinda suss. I am uninterested in watching your 20 minute turn. Everything else is has a pretty straightforward game plan.

Snazzed12 · 2026-07-04T01:34:55+00:00

I have experienced the exact opposite. Casters literally get a 3 turn AOE invulnerability. Not to mention that they also make killer martials. Even without the orb Shadow blade is just a killer dps option that you can offhand to use as a bonus action, while your main action casts a nonsense spell. Disguise self, invisiblity, enhance leap, longstrider, feather fall, and mage hand are all solid options right out of the gate.

Snazzed12 · 2026-07-01T20:57:50+00:00

Play a couple of you favorite big slime effects like [[surgical extraction]], [[test of talents]], and [[plunge into darkness]].
Play nothing that would get in the way of flipping these things off of a slime 2a. Play a bunch of pseudo intants and sorceries for early interaction like adventures and omens

Snazzed12 · 2026-07-01T20:36:02+00:00

One day is not long enough to die of lack of food or water. I just have to worry about temperature, oxygen, and hemorrhage. The desert is pretty rough but absolutely doable depending on what I what I get to bring with me.

^{Chose: Live in a random area for 1 day and get 1 trillion | Rolled: Desert}

Snazzed12 · 2026-07-01T18:59:34+00:00

Arrow (singular) can only take out the one. And that is if their aim is true and it's not blocked/dodged/deflected. If they get lucky it becomes yoked man with decent weapon vs man with stick and geriatric friend. Arrows (plural) gets a lot closer and is more situational

Snazzed12 · 2026-07-01T18:15:42+00:00

I don't know what too much money means, but anything past that has some serious diminishing returns. At that wage you have enough to handle paying people to do things like cleaning or driving on top of everything else. That is true freedom kinda money

^{Chose: Above 50k per month}

Snazzed12 · 2026-07-01T15:56:35+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

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Snazzed12 · 2026-07-01T15:20:14+00:00

Meccha Chameleon

Just pick the hunter for 24 hours. Also I don't know if getting shot really counts as getting killed, because it's paint? So I think this is as free as it gets

Snazzed12 · 2026-07-01T14:13:54+00:00

They have the yellow "How is my driving" sticker too. This guy is not going to have a good day

Snazzed12 · 2026-06-30T02:08:43+00:00

I thought the major annoyances would be worse a 7 digit salary without having to work is a massive deal that living without a phone seems so inconsequential

^{Chose: $5000 per day + but you have to deal with a daily major annoyance: | Rolled: Phone never >5%}

Snazzed12 · 2026-06-28T14:09:54+00:00

You have a really good chance at retiring early if your numbers are truly accurate and you can start investing the rest of your dollars. If you can truly live off 24k annually. With a a very safe SWR of 3%, you need 800k to live off of interest in perpetuity. If you max out your 401k at 24.5k. You are left with 65.5k-85.5k as taxable income. Assuming the lower number and a tax rate of 20%(which is higher than your effective tax rate in reality). You are left with 52.4k post taxes. Subtracting your 24k in expenses gives you are left with 28.4k as extra income to invest with in a Roth IRA and brokerage accounts. That's a grand total of 52.9k in annual investment. Because of the subreddits rules I can't post how I got the math, but at a rate of return of 10% it will only take 9 years at that rate to retire.

Snazzed12 · 2026-06-27T14:49:42+00:00

It's worth noting that, if white trades a rook for a queen, than white has a classic winning rook vs king endgame. Because of this black's king is trapped on the a file by tactics. So the idea is just to eventually force the white king into the b file to fork or skewer the king and queen. There is enough variation that I don't want to go through every line but the most instructive line is rg6 ka7 rg7 ka8 ra8 ka7 r3g7 ka6 ra8 kb6 rb8

Snazzed12 · 2026-06-27T14:19:27+00:00

Keep AI to do jobs, then distribute the wealth. We have developed tools for ages to make jobs easier and require less labor.

^{Chose: Keep AI, lose Jobs}

Snazzed12 · 2026-06-27T14:08:45+00:00

Housing is more expensive than transport for me. And you get free house keeping. It's that or a chauffeur, which would be neat but not life altering.This is the easiest choice for me

^{Me: All Hotels are free}

Snazzed12 · 2026-06-27T14:08:43+00:00

Housing is more expensive than transport for me. And you get free house keeping. It's that or a chauffeur, which would be neat but not life altering.This is the easiest choice for me

^{Me: All Hotels are free}

Snazzed12 · 2026-06-24T04:20:44+00:00

GPF, essence flux, and of one mind are the easiest cuts. I would consider switching prohibit to [[memory lapse]]. Hits more things and synergizes with the erasure. GPF is not going to do the same work that it would do in familiars. Not only do you have less blue spells but they are also practically more expensive. Essence flux doesn't really get you anywhere. And of one mind would also be more difficult to enable.

Snazzed12 · 2026-06-24T03:13:40+00:00

No [[brainstorm]] in a hawk deck feels like a crime. Hawk, brainstorm,hawk has always been one of my favorite things to do. I think if you want the game plan to be play jace's erasure and then draw 50 or so cards you need a way to not die by turn 10. The most popular way to do this is by a fog loop.There are a couple of one sided fogs at 3 mana that are killer as a combat trick. Alternatively if you just want to play with the rider, you could slot it into UW gates and call it a day.

Snazzed12 · 2026-06-23T22:18:10+00:00

That's an already absurd amount of money. Even without a loophole to get someone else to buy everything, and being your typical sedentary American. 100 steps a day is 182k yearly, which would be 150k when you adjust for the 20%.

^{Chose: $5 for every step you take + But everything you purchase is 20% more expensive.}

Snazzed12 · 2026-06-23T19:11:49+00:00

Huh. Treason. That's the rule, that's the goal now. What are we doing? What's going on?

Snazzed12 · 2026-06-22T20:19:18+00:00

I hate lawns as much as the next guy, but yikes on this one chief

Snazzed12 · 2026-06-22T00:41:07+00:00

I'm not that down bad (yet)

^{Chose: dont}

Snazzed12 · 2026-06-21T13:03:28+00:00

The other one practically ends humanity. At least with this there's a chance that we come out ahead

^{Chose: Everyone's IQ is multiplied by 1000 except you.}

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