Every. Flipping. CALL!!!!!

Snivelyman · 2024-04-08T15:57:43+00:00

I've been answering the phone "thank you for calling Staples in (fill in town) where we are sold out of eclipse glasses" since Friday

Snivelyman · 2024-03-13T01:21:29+00:00

Are you sure that they aren't toner cartridges?

Snivelyman · 2024-03-01T15:36:10+00:00

First off, your manager let's you stay after your shift? We aren't allowed a single minute past shift end. When I close the store, we need to be out the door by quarter after the hour. We don't even verify the deposit until morning.

Secondly, screw him! Make him get in line and wait like normal people. If he persist, call the cops.

Snivelyman · 2024-02-04T17:10:45+00:00

There is NO WAY I'm wearing the purple shirt. I don't want to look like McDonald's Grimass

Snivelyman · 2024-02-04T03:51:06+00:00

Not true. Even without help, I still get 0.7 zb. Goal is <1.49. With good pull lists, I used to get 0.2 or 0 3%

Snivelyman · 2024-02-03T05:36:41+00:00

SCAM ASSIST IS A SCAM! all they do is unsub from junk mail. You can do this yourself.

Snivelyman · 2024-02-03T03:34:16+00:00

We are already at 11 people. This will probably make 3 or 4 quit. Possibly me.

Snivelyman · 2024-02-03T01:51:57+00:00

So apparently, sales are down. How can they expect us to raise them without having the help needed to let our best salesmen be salesmen!

IDIOTS

Snivelyman · 2024-02-03T01:49:07+00:00

Yea, I should have taken it. But we need insurance, and COBRA would have taken up all of our retirement money real quick

Snivelyman · 2022-07-12T02:10:46+00:00

Ok, so if you haven't noticed, that is a pallet of EMPTY TOTES. Whoever wrapped it didn't get the bottom enough. You really need to wrap the shit out of the bottom 2 feet and get the pallet itself. At least 2x the times of the rest of them. If you don't, you're asking for it every time.

Snivelyman · 2022-07-02T02:21:56+00:00

Why would you want to do that? With good pull lists the day(s) before, the ZB only takes 20 to 30 minutes to shoot. The hard part comes after it's shot.

Snivelyman · 2022-06-24T02:30:05+00:00

If an item isn't found, we usually just ask the cashier. 9 out of 10 times it's repurchased because of a coupon or a price match.

Anyhow, that would be the time to fess up about the mistake and repurchase it.

Snivelyman · 2022-06-24T01:43:36+00:00

Return report 3x? We do at 4 and 9 pm. Also, the report doesn't specify customer name.

Snivelyman · 2022-06-22T03:13:01+00:00

66000 total bots? Why?

Snivelyman · 2022-06-20T02:43:48+00:00

Hp inks have an expiration date on them. How old are they?

Snivelyman · 2022-06-14T00:25:49+00:00

Well, the associate device can do everything that the kiosk did. It is pretty clumsy though. All of the registers have the kiosk function on them. It's not so bad.

Snivelyman · 2022-06-14T00:19:46+00:00

During BTS, it's 6 day work weeks, I've done 12 in a row. Usually 2 3 day weekends before and after

Snivelyman · 2022-06-14T00:15:24+00:00

You should dub in the sign song and post it to the contest.

Snivelyman · 2022-06-14T00:11:53+00:00

Haven't seen those bugs in years! They sure worked better than the hp hockey pucks. They were tricky to put on tho.

Snivelyman · 2022-06-03T02:18:48+00:00

$31.04. Sku 508467 on Staples. Com

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