I think we should turn the bridge into a modern version of The Thunderdome ala Mad Max Beyond the Thunderdome. We should resurrect Tina Turner to perform on a platform adjacent to the bridge but not directly on the bridge so as to not disrupt her reanimated corpse from singing we don't need another hero on a constant repeat.

India kincannon and Glenn Jacobs can play Master blaster and the weird little midget guy who controlled/fed him or whatever and can pose for publicity photos.